Back in 2015, I created a list of the most popular virual notary comedy blog entries written so far. I decided to create an updated list with some of the more popular older entries and a few newer entries that were in the top 20% of popularity in their category. Enjoy!
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Animals – 20 posts about animals at signings
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=3074
Apps – New Notary Apps for the iPhone 7 you’ve never dreamed of!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=10977
Apps – Honey you can kiss my app
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=14902
Bartender Notary — a reverse mortgage on the rocks
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=4080
Black Notaries vs. White Notaries Comedy String (popular)
Disclaimer: many of you are not able to discern between satire and racism and this is light-hearted satire and not demeaning to anyone. Please keep your comments polite or we will take action against you for slander.
http://blog.123notary.com/?tag=black-notaries-versus-white-notaries
Children – Can I bring my 12 year old to a signing?
Can I bring my 12 year old to a signing?
Coffee — Notaries in cars getting coffee (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18945
Court – Noternity Court
Noternity Court
Dating – How Notary work is similar to online dating!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15763
Dating – Notary Dating & romance from A to Z (compilation)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=17451
Debate – The 2016 Notary Public Debate
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16006
Disney Notary World (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18880
Driving – Notary Ed similar to Driver’s Education
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19132
Flashpoint – Notary job for a hostage with a multimillion dollar contract
Flashpoint — Notary job for a hostage with a multimillion dollar contract
George Lopez Notary Episodes
http://blog.123notary.com/?s=george+lopez
Heaven & Hell Index of Posts
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16640
Health – Barack’s Notary-Care, are you covered?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16055
Hell – Notary Hell — Yeah, but it’s a dry heat!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=13196
Hotel – The Sleezy Notary Motel
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16118
Hotel – Welcome to the Notary Hotel (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=8822
Identification – When someone does not have ID. new approaches!
What to do when someone doesn’t have their ID – new approaches
Jane the Virgin Notary (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=14899
Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous Signing Companies
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16715
Mafia – Compilation of Mafia Related Notary Posts
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=20352
Mafia – Tony Soprano Gets Notarized
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=14897
Mafia – The Notary, The Mafia & The Fedex Drop Box
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6867
Medical – Pulling the plug; A Notary story
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=13722
Notary Aptitude Test
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15853
Notary – Are you a Yes-tery or a No-tary?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16626
Notary – How Notary work is similar to online dating
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15763
Notary – The Noterator
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19116
Notary – You know you’re a notary when…
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16038
Politics – A Compilation of posts about politics relating to Notaries. Posts about Trump, Hillary, Jeff Sessions, Alt-Right, Bernie, Immigration, and Guest Speakers who get harrased by college students.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=20357
Politics – How Carmen dealt with some Alt-Right customers (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19092
Psychic – Psych Notary Episodes
http://blog.123notary.com/?s=psych
Psychic – Notary Psychic Tarot Card Reading
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19126
Shark Tank — Self Driving Notary and other posts (popular string)
http://blog.123notary.com/?tag=shark-tank
Sleep – Can you sign in your sleep? What would that be like?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18874
Social Media — Affiant: a social media site for Notaries
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6410
Space – Notary Space Station: In space, nobody can hear you sign!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18920
Suicide – Notary Suicide Hotline (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6995
The Towles Booth
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=9456
Tourettes – Notary with Tourettes Syndrome (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18999
Train – The Notary Train
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18928
Transgender – A new acknowledgment form for transgender people
The new acknowledgment form for transgender people
Trump — Making American Notaries Great Again
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=17023
Vampire Notaries – 24 hour service!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=4094
Vietnam – Notarization in The Trang
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19652
Zoo – Welcome to the Notary Zoo (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15994
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You might also like:
Best Virtual notary Comedy Compilation 2015
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15957
Compilation of best Notary sit-com episodes
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15949
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How to spot fake ID at a notarization
Most Notaries study Notary law. But, do we keep handbooks that are up to date about spotting fake ID’s? Perhaps we should . Our primary task as a Notary is not to make people feel good, and is not to get the job done either. It is to identify signers and make sure that fraud doesn’t take place. It is better to say “no” rather than to get a Notary job done wrong — hence the name “no”–tary. Otherwise we would be yestaries and the world would go down the tubes.
ID Handbooks
The NNA and other vendors have books going over every state’s identification documents. They can tell you about distinguishing features, new watermarks, and other telltale signs that the ID is genuine.
Jeremy’s Solution — an online ID database
Personally, I think there should be a computer system to let the Notary look you up on a Federal or state database — but, that’s just me.
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Things to look for one the ID
(1) Physical Description
Sometimes the physical description doesn’t match the signer. With ladies changing their hairstyle frequently, it is hard to tell their identity.
(2) Mispellings
Then, there could be misspellings in the name or a wrong name variation.
(3) Tampering
Obvious signs of tampering are almost a guarantee of a fake ID. I saw one of those once and only once.
(4) Watermarks
Finally watermarks are used in identification documents and currency to prove authenticity. It is possible, but hard for a fraud to replicate an authentic watermark. In China I’m sure they’ll figure it out as faking things is their specialty. But, for the rest of us it would not be so easy.
(5) Lack of raised lettering
Many of the newer ID’s have raised lettering. However, without a guidebook, you won’t know which states and which identification years of issue have raised letters.
(6) What’s your sign?
Ask the signer their sign. If they are using a fake ID with wrong DOB it will be very difficult for them to immediately recite their sign. You can also ask for their zip code to spot a fraud.
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Most Notaries do not inspect ID’s carefully. They just record the information in their journal. Unless something fake is jumping out at them, they will not notice that something is wrong. It pays to get a handbook and become and expert. After all, the whole point of being a Notary is to deter fraud. In my opinion, each state’s Notary division should require all Notaries to be experts at spotting fake ID’s in addition to other critical related skills. Maybe one day technology and training will improve.
Smokey bear says — say no to forest fires. Notary Jer says — say no to fake notary identifications — if you can spot them.
You might also like:
Seven error free ways to identify a signer
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15288
Notarized document expired identification
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=8294