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June 21, 2018

Bad customers are a pain in the liver

Filed under: General Stories — admin @ 12:17 pm

Honestly, after months of quizzing people and enduring endless hatred, and being bashed on the various forums, I feel sick. I am sick of Notaries who don’t care about what they do and don’t care how they abuse people. I am accused of being abusive when people drive me up the wall and then I lose my temper. It is not my fault that most of you cannot and will not act like professionals. It is not my fault that few of you can give professional answers to notary questions. You choose to not know your trade. Out of 100 Notaries, not one can correctly explain all major notary acts, not even one. How pathetic.

The upset feelings that ignorant Notaries have caused me has gone straight to my liver and manifested itself in health problems. My arms started feeling heavy. I started having breathing problems. I have decided to put more emphasis on walking, nature, and work less, and eliminate ice cream and wine from my diet for now.

I guess this is the way most Notaries are. There is no motivation for any to learn on their own above and beyond skimming over things, perhaps, on a good day. Nobody has been interested in getting Elite certified on their own in years. Our Elite members get a lot more business and they will continue to monopolize until the other Notaries get off their rear and study.

I have decided that I am going to wrap up the phone quizzing and stop doing it. People hate it and it is getting to my health. None of the Notaries do that well. None of them act like professionals. It is that some are less unprofessional than others. In this business, ALL Notaries should act like professionals and know all the answers to basic questions, but the reality is that only about 2% of Notaries on our site meet this description, and our site is one of the better sites, or the best site according to Carmen.

So, to save my liver, I am testing more by email. I will test by phone only if absolutely necessary because the amount of Notary hatred makes the KKK look like school girls. When I started my site I had no idea people were this horrible. But, back in 2004 when 123notary was really growing, we did not have any of this type of problems with people. We had mostly polite customers and only a few screwballs.

But, how can I ask Notaries to be professional when the industry no longer values acting properly and knowing what you are doing. The industry wants Notaries to be stupid so the signing companies can treat them like slaves by lowballing them. So, if you are happy being slaves, then fine. But, if you want to get paid well like Carmen who gets $200 average per signing, I suggest attaining mastery of the art of being a Notary Public. Idiots do not get paid $200. Idiots are lucky to get $60 and then don’t get paid on time or at all. My suggestion is to be disciplined and choose being 100% knowledgeable, not just knowing a scrambled version of half of what you are supposed to know. 100% knowledge is called being professional.

When I was a Notary I did not think of myself as anything special. But, I knew 97% of what I was supposed to know and I kick myself about the other 3%. The average Notary on 123notary is functioning at a 45% level. This is not acceptable, but the industry accepts it and I can’t find better. So, the 45 percenters win — I lose. I will have to accept this type of ignorance until the industry changes.

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May 30, 2018

An index to notary articles

Filed under: General Stories — admin @ 2:27 am

We have so many articles, that it might be beneficial to index them. Our most popular articles are part of courses where there is an organized structure to the collection of information.

Although we do have a good categorization system, perhaps an index or our articles in order of article type and how good the article is might make sense.

You can also use the search box which is on the right (scroll a little bit) on our blog to read about particular topics.

I think an index might be popular and I could also edit it from time to time.

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April 26, 2018

A Notary who didn’t know his counties

Filed under: General Stories — admin @ 10:43 am

There once was a Notary who did not know his counties. He thought he went to Orange, Richardson, and Caldwell Counties. Then, he discovered after he finished an early morning signing that there were hot springs nearby. He locked up his Notary seal in his trunk, put his clothes in the locker, and then went for a dip. The water was far too hot. After this harrowing experience, the Notary wrote to the county clerk to have them change the county name from Caldwell to Scaldwell.

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April 18, 2018

The World History of Notaries

Filed under: General Stories — admin @ 11:13 am

The World History of Notaries

If you are like most people, who have at least passing familiarity with notary publics. Indeed, odds are that if you are an adult, you have had to have some type of document notarized at some juncture. With that said, if you are also like most people, you know little about the functioning or history of notary publics. In fact, the history of these officials is an interesting jaunt through time.

Origins of Notaries

Notaries public tracer their origins back to the days of the ancient Roman Republic, even before the days of what is perhaps the better known Roman Empire. During this era, notaries went by different titles, monikers that no longer exist today. These included scribae, tabelliones forenses, or personae publicae. Sometimes notaries from this time period are referenced as scribes, although that title is actually more inclusive and covers individuals that include notaries but others as well.

The office of a notary in ancient Rome represented a type of scribe that rose in rank after distinguished service. Initially, at the bottom tier of scribes in ancient Rome were recorders of facts and judicial proceedings as well as copiers and transcribers to a learned profession prominent in private and public affairs.

As scribes moved upward, some were permanent officials that served the powerful Roman Senate. Other notaries were attached to Roman courts of law. These notaries had the duty of recording public proceedings, transcribing state papers, supplying magistrates with legal forms, and registering the decrees and judgments of the magistrates.

The End of the Roman Republic, the Birth of the Roman Empire

During the final years of the Roman Republic, likely at the time of Cicero, a new form of shorthand was developed. This new form of writing was called notae. A writer who adopted the new style of writing was called a notarius. Eventually, the title notarius was applied nearly always to registrars attached to high government officials. These included provincial governors and secretaries to the Roman Emperor.

Collapse of the Western Empire

A tumultuous even occurred when the Western Empire collapsed in the 5th century. During this time period, the notary retained his status as an important figure throughout continental Europe. This lasted throughout the Dark Ages.

The Renaissance

By the 12th century, civil law experienced its renaissance. At this point in history, the notary became what was considered a central institution. The position still exists in a similar manner today in many countries vis-à-vis their civil law traditions.

The office of the notary public reached something of a zenith in the 12th century in the Italian city of Bologna. The most distinguished notary of the Renaissance is said to be a man named Rolandino Passeggeri. He is more commonly known as Rolandino of Bologna. He is responsible for what is considered a masterwork that is called the Summa Artis Notariae.

The Development of Common Law in England

The institution or office of the notary public did not see its introduction in England until the latter part of the 13th and 14th centuries. Initially, notaries in England were appointed by the official representative of the Holy See, known as the Papal Legate. Ultimately, in 1279, the Archbishop of Canterbury was authorized by the Pope to appoint notaries.

During this time period, many notaries were members of the clergy. Over time, the clergy became far less involved in commercial transactions and notaries primarily were laypersons.

The Protestant Reformation resulted in no significant change in the position and functions of notaries in England. In 1533, the Ecclesiastical Licences Act 1533 was enacted. This law permanently terminated the power of the Pope to appoint notaries. The power to appoint notaries was in the King. The King, in turn, transferred that power to the Archbishop of Canterbury. The Archbishop then assigned the notarial power to the Court of Faculties and the Master of the Faculties.

From England to the United States

In England, notaries recorded matters of judicial importance and private transactions. This practice has carried forth into the United States today. A notary public in the U.S. is an individual appointed by a state government. The primary role of a notary today is to serve as an impartial witness when important documents or instruments are signed or executed.

The laws governing notaries public are enacted by the legislatures in each individual state. As a result, although there is a great deal of similarity in the functions of a notary public from state to state, there are some differences as well.

Jessica Kane is a professional blogger who writes for Faxage a leading company that provides Internet fax service for individuals and businesses.

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April 12, 2018

I’ve been doing this 20 years

Filed under: General Stories — admin @ 10:23 am

People who fail our test or who do not want to take our test hide behind their years. It is a cover up for lack of knowledge.

JEREMY: You failed my test!

NOTARY: Well sonny, I’ve been doing this for 20 years so I must know what I’m doing.

JEREMY: You don’t even know how to give an Oath or keep a journal. You not only do not know what you are doing, but you are endangering the public.

NOTARY: You’re mean!

JEREMY: You are worse than mean. You could get someone in financial or legal trouble from your ineptitude!

If you have been a Notary for 20 years, but only did one loan per year, that is 20 loans. That is why when I ask to know how many loans you have signed, I really don’t want to hear years. On the other hand, you could tell me number of loans and be mistaken or dishonest. On the other hand there are those who have signed ten thousand loans with their eyes virtually shut who don’t know their documents at all because they don’t read the documents and because the borrowers don’t ask questions that require the Notary to think.

That is why I think that a knowledge test is a better analytic than years, or number of loans. You can be in business for 20 years and know absolutely nothing. I’m not sure how that is possible, but I have many Notaries to prove that it is indeed possible. You can have signed 20,000 loans and know nothing. But, if you ace my test, you know something.

So, never tell people how many years you have been doing this. Hiring parties such as Title companies see right through this. It is BS. Tell them about the types of experience you have and be more specific. That will sound more knowledgeable to someone who has knowledge themself who is going to potentially hire you or list you on their directory.

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You might also like:

How to negotiate signing fees like a pro
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19198

# of loans verses # of years
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19270

How many loans have you signed?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16559

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April 2, 2018

Compilation of Mafia Related Notary Posts

Filed under: Compilations,General Stories — admin @ 10:27 pm

Here are some posts about the Mafia’s relationship with the Notary world. They are all fictional, so please do not call the FBI about this one!
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MAFIA POSTS
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How to make serious money notarizing Russian Mafia
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16547

Notarize This
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6992

The Mafia guy who could make witnesses disappear
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=17013

The Mafia Notary with the violin case (and wine)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19280

The Notary, The Mafia & The Fedex Drop Box
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6867

Tony Soprano Gets Notarized
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=14897
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RELATED POSTS
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$400,000 cash at a signing. Can I have some?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16130

Credible Witness Protection Plan
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18831

Financing a Kidney
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16567

Fraud & Forgery related to the notary profession
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=2294

I’d rather stop being a Notary than carry a gun
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15896

Notary accidentally gets arrested for robbing a bank?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6541

Notary Housewives
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=14721

Psych Episodes (psychic detectives who fight crime)
http://blog.123notary.com/?tag=psych

We caught a bunch of frauds using Notary verbiage
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=7096

Why keep a journal? Don’t wait until you get a call from the FBI
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19377

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MURDER RELATED POSTS
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Murder in a building a week before the signing
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19272

Notarizing a female accessory to murder
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=8667

Notarizing an Ax Murderer in San Ysidro
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6448

Notary Murdered in last non-attorney state
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6381

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March 30, 2018

A dream about a Notary seal and a journal sandwich

Filed under: General Stories — Tags: — admin @ 10:11 am

I had a dream that I was in a Japanese restaurant and that I ordered a journal sandwich.

It was an Official journal of notarial acts. The cover was made of a cookie and the pages were made of rice paper. I asked the waitress why there were no thumbprints in my journal. The answer was, “Sorry, no Engrish!”

Oh well. My journal was a mini-journal that came with green tea ice cream. Next time I’ll get the mochi.

I had another dream.

This time there was a Notary seal sitting on the table. It was spitting out black noodles which became an octopus which ate an Affidavit. After that it raised it’s right tentacle and swore it was delicious. Then I work up and found myself naked at Macy’s looking at a stuffed octopus.

I actually got sick eating an octopus. My psychic said that it descended into the sand at the bottom when it was being caught and played dead. The same thing happened to me when I ate it. I wanted to crouch on the ground and die. I was having trouble breathing. I got some fresh air and felt better the next day. Bizarre. I guess my health could be improved.

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March 29, 2018

How my piano lessons changed my life

Filed under: General Stories — admin @ 10:10 am

As a child, I studied regular things in school, as well as piano, and cello. Looking back, I got a better education in High School than in college simply because I was with good teachers all day long. At college, I had teachers that didn’t really teach much. They lectured, but did not make sure we understood what was being taught. Looking back on High School, I benefited from Debate Class, AP Biology, Typing and Sex Ed. I actually learned a lot in those classes and used the learning in real life while I never used Physics, advanced math or history though.

My parents were serious musicians. My mother was a concert pianist and my father was an accomplished amateur cellist. There was music in the house my entire childhood, and I probably remember a lot of it from when I was a fetus. I played in five orchestras during High School, and did a lot of music with cello playing. But, the one educational endeavor that seemed to have changed my life was my piano lessons and not the other classes. I think I should let my piano teacher know.

My piano lessons were taken from age eight to sixteen. I quit then because I had too much going on in my life and couldn’t take it any more. My piano teacher was strict and mean. There were no ends to her demands and she was never happy. She nitpicked everything I did — to death. It was very painful because nothing I did was ever right. The demeaning aspect of the lessons was very bad for my self image. However, I learned something very critical which helped me immensely for the rest of my life in all of my serious endeavors.

My piano teacher taught me the art of grueling practicing difficult passages over and over and over with meticulous care. I am a sloppy person, or at least was. I am still sloppy, but a lot less sloppy as a result of that teacher who was the pickiest I have ever had. Can you imagine practicing a passage one thousand times every day paying attention to every subtle detail? The musical aspect was nice, but did not help me. It was the discipline to put up with grueling and repetitive work. So, how did this discipline help specifically during the rest of my life?

During college I studied Chinese. It had been my life ambition to speak different languages. I studied French, Spanish, Japanese, Arabic, and Chinese. But, Chinese was my true love. The problem is that it is hard as hell, and I studied hard for years. I am still only at the 50% level in Chinese. But, this grueling discipline of practicing passages over and over were how I learned to become fluent in this exotic language and how I learned to write. Without piano lessons I would never have had the discipline to do this.

After college I could not get a good job so I had to be a courier. Once again, fourteen hour days of grueling work. I finally couldn’t take it anymore. Then, I became a teacher. I had to teach others and go through grueling pronunciation lessons teaching Chinese people the art of pronouncing English in a way that Americans could understand. I handled the disciplinary aspects of the work, but my students did not want to be understood — they wanted to speak however they wanted to with complete disregard for correctness. They remind me of Notaries who fail my test who want to do notary work however, and whenever without regard for the correct application of rules and safety precautions!

Finally, I became a Notary and created 123notary originally to market myself. Running 123notary requires tremendous discipline. Each year I put on thousands of free listings and call them to make sure they are still notaries. This takes an extreme amount of endurance doing the data entry day in and day out and tolerating endless phone calls.

Basically in short, without my piano lessons, I do not think I would be able to handle the workload of 123notary.

My only regret is as follows. As an adult, I have learned that Jean Philippe Rameau wrote much better harpsichord music than my hero J.S. Bach, and I regret not having been introduced to Rameau as a child. So, I listen to him on youtube.com.

If you want your children to have a good chance at success, musical education with quality teachers is as important or more important than academics. Please remember that piece of advice forever!

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February 14, 2018

The Sexting Notary

Filed under: General Stories — Tags: , — admin @ 9:01 am

We had a Notary on our site who texted a client and said, “You’re kind of hot.” The next thing I know I get a complaint. I emailed the Notary who said, “That never happened.” Boy. However, this is the first time I have heard of this happening. Usually it is the client who is weird and lives in a decrepit house and has long toenails and smells funny who invite lady notaries to their bedrooms.

The moral of the story is, if you like your client, it is best not to come on too strong otherwise you get a complaint. For some of you that means you will be single your entire life. On the other hand, raising children is so expensive that perhaps you are better off. Oh, and if you ever run for office, forget about sexting.

And before I forget — happy Valentines day! And remember, don’t sext and drive!

One more thing… If a text is a text, and a sexual text is a sext, then what is a Notarial text? A next?

Also see — Notary Sexual Harassment Issues

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February 8, 2018

A Notary complains about the instructions

Filed under: General Stories — admin @ 9:11 am

A Notary complained to me that he received a package where the instructions were on page four. This Notary makes it a habit to always read the instructions. But, I guess he doesn’t read between the lines. As a Notary, you really need to quickly scan all of the pages of a package to make sure there are no mystery signers who don’t know they need to be there like the evil sister in law or mother in law.

What would you call it if a mother and law and brother in law needed to sign the Deed of Trust, Note RTC, TIL and HUD? That would be the inlaws signing the legals. Very punny.

In any case, if you don’t scan all the documents there might be surprises. As a mobile notary, you want to minimize suprizes by being prepared. Also, you should ask lots of good questions when confirming the signing. Check the date, time, location, how the ID reads, if there are payments due, APR, rate, numbers on the CD, if they have time for the entire signing which could take 90 minutes, and if all the people who are supposed to be there will be there.

Be prepared and only you can prevent notary disasters!

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