Back in 2015, I created a list of the most popular virual notary comedy blog entries written so far. I decided to create an updated list with some of the more popular older entries and a few newer entries that were in the top 20% of popularity in their category. Enjoy!
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Animals – 20 posts about animals at signings
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=3074
Apps – New Notary Apps for the iPhone 7 you’ve never dreamed of!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=10977
Apps – Honey you can kiss my app
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=14902
Bartender Notary — a reverse mortgage on the rocks
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=4080
Black Notaries vs. White Notaries Comedy String (popular)
Disclaimer: many of you are not able to discern between satire and racism and this is light-hearted satire and not demeaning to anyone. Please keep your comments polite or we will take action against you for slander.
http://blog.123notary.com/?tag=black-notaries-versus-white-notaries
Children – Can I bring my 12 year old to a signing?
Coffee — Notaries in cars getting coffee (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18945
Court – Noternity Court
Dating – How Notary work is similar to online dating!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15763
Dating – Notary Dating & romance from A to Z (compilation)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=17451
Debate – The 2016 Notary Public Debate
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16006
Disney Notary World (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18880
Driving – Notary Ed similar to Driver’s Education
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19132
Flashpoint – Notary job for a hostage with a multimillion dollar contract
Flashpoint — Notary job for a hostage with a multimillion dollar contract
George Lopez Notary Episodes
http://blog.123notary.com/?s=george+lopez
Heaven & Hell Index of Posts
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16640
Health – Barack’s Notary-Care, are you covered?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16055
Hell – Notary Hell — Yeah, but it’s a dry heat!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=13196
Hotel – The Sleezy Notary Motel
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16118
Hotel – Welcome to the Notary Hotel (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=8822
Identification – When someone does not have ID. new approaches!
What to do when someone doesn’t have their ID – new approaches
Jane the Virgin Notary (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=14899
Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous Signing Companies
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16715
Mafia – Compilation of Mafia Related Notary Posts
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=20352
Mafia – Tony Soprano Gets Notarized
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=14897
Mafia – The Notary, The Mafia & The Fedex Drop Box
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6867
Medical – Pulling the plug; A Notary story
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=13722
Notary Aptitude Test
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15853
Notary – Are you a Yes-tery or a No-tary?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16626
Notary – How Notary work is similar to online dating
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15763
Notary – The Noterator
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19116
Notary – You know you’re a notary when…
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16038
Politics – A Compilation of posts about politics relating to Notaries. Posts about Trump, Hillary, Jeff Sessions, Alt-Right, Bernie, Immigration, and Guest Speakers who get harrased by college students.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=20357
Politics – How Carmen dealt with some Alt-Right customers (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19092
Psychic – Psych Notary Episodes
http://blog.123notary.com/?s=psych
Psychic – Notary Psychic Tarot Card Reading
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19126
Shark Tank — Self Driving Notary and other posts (popular string)
http://blog.123notary.com/?tag=shark-tank
Sleep – Can you sign in your sleep? What would that be like?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18874
Social Media — Affiant: a social media site for Notaries
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6410
Space – Notary Space Station: In space, nobody can hear you sign!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18920
Suicide – Notary Suicide Hotline (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6995
The Towles Booth
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=9456
Tourettes – Notary with Tourettes Syndrome (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18999
Train – The Notary Train
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18928
Transgender – A new acknowledgment form for transgender people
Trump — Making American Notaries Great Again
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=17023
Vampire Notaries – 24 hour service!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=4094
Vietnam – Notarization in The Trang
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19652
Zoo – Welcome to the Notary Zoo (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15994
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You might also like:
Best Virtual notary Comedy Compilation 2015
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15957
Compilation of best Notary sit-com episodes
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15949
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The Big Con
The Big Con
First, the “sense of urgency”.
Are you available right now, I mean immediately? I have a situation that demands instant resolution. My documents must be notarized and faxed within the hour. The attorneys are, as we speak, waiting for the notarized documents. Very big money is at stake and I will pay for you to cancel any conflicting other jobs. I cannot go into great detail, time is of the essence. How long will it take you to get to my location, only three notary stamps are required. You can also triple your routine fee. You must agree, the situation is extremely urgent and demands your instantaneous response, at any cost.
Second, a smokescreen about details.
I ask the usual what, where and when, what ID he has; and does his ID match the name on the documents. We can go over all of that when you arrive. I need you to depart now to meet me at the FedEx (location given). Instinctively I perceive a nightmare not a dream assignment. I’m not going anywhere until I have more details. I press on for the details. Mixed in with exhortations about instant departure, some details are reluctantly provided. The job is for a deed and related documents. He only mentions that he has “positive ID”, and the notarized documents were drawn by his attorney and has his name.
Third, an odd New York Requirement
My caller mentions arriving in New York solely for getting the documents notarized. Arrival from Boston was only an hour ago. I am told a story that the document can only be notarized in New York City. Now my BS sensor is full scale. Unless I can be convinced that assertion is truthful, I have been told a lie. So, I ask why only in New York City. I am told it is a requirement of the seller of the Boston property. This makes no sense whatsoever. Still intrigued by the caller’s BS, I ask specifically what ID will be shown.
Finally, the big Con is Exposed
I know you are not going to be comfortable with this but the only ID I have with me is a photocopy of my passport! Just a second, I also have my credit card. I ask: am I to understand that you just flew in from Boston, passed airport security with a photocopy of a passport and credit card? Yes, I showed them the documents, and “due to the amounts involved” they accepted my passport copy at Boston airport. My credit card paid for the flight and that was enough for them. They were more sympathetic than you seem to be about my forgetting to bring my wallet with me when I went to the airport.
Well, I now fully understand the situation. It is totally unacceptable to notarize without the original government issued photo ID. Now for some hostility, though still speaking politely. What kind of a notary are you to refuse an urgent request? Not wanting to inflame my caller, I again stress that notaries are subject to regulations; the same as police and taxi drivers – “It would be illegal for me to proceed”.
That ended my involvement with what I perceived to be a Con. Two of the most “powerful” documents that we routinely handle are POAs and Deeds. But, I submit even the most humble of notarized items require full application of all requirements. A “low level” document is a letter of recommendation for the babysitter. Really? I think not. How would you feel being drawn into a situation where your notary work assisted a “monster” obtaining access to a child; and doing something improper? Terrible, of course. Thus, it follows that each time you sign and stamp there is a risk, but that risk can be managed. Wiser heads than mine have established regulations and guidelines for us to adhere to, without exception. It’s never trivial, each notary act is serious, has potential consequences; and must follow the law, to the letter.