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November 30, -0001

Point (5) HUD (6) Occupancy (7) Deeds; The Value Menu

Filed under: Loan Signing 101 — Tags: — admin @ 12:00 am

I get paid enough to get something on the Value Menu

His name was Chester. He had been a Notary for years and he had seen it all. People liked hiring Chester, because he was on time, knowledgeable, and had quite a sense of humor. Unfortunately, a good sense of humor can be like a double edged sword. Not everyone will like your jokes. Chester was good at introducing the documents, and answering all questions.

CHESTER: Hi, my name is Chester. I’m going to be your Notary Signing Agent today. I am here to supervise the signing of these documents. If you have general questions about the documents, or what information is in which document, I am happy to answer. However, if you have specific questions pertaining to your loan, I will most likely refer those questions to your Lender.

ELLEN: Got it.

(ring-ring)

ELLEN: Hello? You want to speak to the man of the house? You must have the wrong number!

CHESTER: Let’s open the package here. Okay, this is the Deed of Trust. This document includes a property address, the amount of the loan, and ties your property as collateral for the loan. Additionally, it states the expiration date of the loan in 2045.

ELLEN: Right after the war of 2045. How convenient. I heard the war was going to end in June, and my loan expires right in July! Perfect! We’ll have two things to celibrate.

CHESTER: I didn’t know a war was scheduled.

ELLEN: Oh, that’s the new thing. Instead of going at it right away, people are so busy these days that they don’t have time for wars, unless they are scheduled at least twenty years in advance. I even have an app for that. It’s called — schedule my war. It has a D-day add-on too! Pretty cool. Looking forward to it.

CHESTER: And I thought that I was usually the funny one at signings. Now, this document is The Note. It has your payment amounts, if there is a prepayment penalty it will discuss that, and it has your Rate, and the amount of the loan.

ELLEN: My rate? My rate is by the word. Yeah. I charge by the word when I write material. But, my manager says that I should charge by the laugh. I get one rate for my initial time telling the jokes and then residuals. We do that at clubs too. Instead of a $30 cover charge, we have a laughometer strapped to each person. We charge them based on how many times they laughed and how hard they laughed. One guy had to Mortgage his house to pay his bill the last time I was on stage. Oh! Only 4.5% Cool! I won’t have to Mortgage my house to pay that. Did I say that? Oh — I AM Mortgaging my house and as a result will have to pay that. Got it!

Chester’s signing with Ellen went well. She would have appreciated his jokes if she hadn’t kept him laughing with her own jokes. But, Chester’s next signing didn’t work as well. The problem happened when he got to the HUD.

SAM: And who did you say you worked for again? You’re a subcontractor, right?

CHESTER: I subcontract for H&B Lending, over $40 billion served (lended)

SAM: I’m loving it! Don’t I deserve a break today?

CHESTER: Give ME a break, that ad is 40 years old! And this next document is the HUD. The HUD itemizes all of the expenses related to your loan.

SAM: Let me read that. Hmmm. On this line it says that the Notary fee is $250. How much of that do you get?

CHESTER: Oh, enough to get something on the value menu at McDonalds.

SAM: Okay, that’s not funny. Get out of my house! You damn Notary!

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Point (5) The HUD Settlement Statement
This document is often faxed or emailed at the last minute as Lenders often do not have their act together and need to make last minute changes to documents. Without the HUD, the loan cannot close.

The Settlement Statement or HUD contains information about fees and payoffs. Here, you can check to see what the Notary fee is and compare that to what you are being paid. Do not discuss these numbers with the borrower because it is between them and the Lender, and they are both relying on you for confidentiality. If the borrower already paid an appraisal fee out of their pocket and they are being charged again, for example, have them talk it over with the Lender. Don’t try to answer whether or not they will be reimbursed for certain fees; just have them speak to the Lender. If the Lender is not available, let them know that they have several days to talk to the Lender while they have the right to rescission (the right to cancel). The above situation with appraisal fees happens frequently.

There are several other documents that are similar to the HUD such: as the “Estimated Closing Statement” and the “Good Faith Estimate”. These documents were often drafted earlier in the loan process and don’t always reflect final numbers.

Seasoned Notaries often know what piece of information is on each line of the HUD and have the structure of the document memorized.

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Point (6) The Occupancy Affidavit

There are different variations to this document; sometimes it is called ‘Occupancy Affidavit and Financial Status’. The purpose of this document is for the borrower to state that they live in the subject property (which means the house they are borrowing money on). In addition, it asks the borrower to state that they haven’t had any sudden financial changes — for example, unemployment or bankruptcy. Keep your eyes open; if you don’t check which variation of the Occupancy Affidavit you are dealing with, you might make a fool of yourself (a fool and his money are soon parted.) This document is usually notarized.

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Point (7) Grant & Quitclaim Deeds

There are four major reasons to have a Grant Deed.

(1) To transfer property in a sale of property

(2) To take someone’s name off of a deed so they won’t be liable for a loan when the other owners want to borrow money.

(3) To transfer the property to or from community property in a trust.

(4) To change someone’s name on the deed
The deed could transfer a property from “Jane F. Doe” to “Jane Doe”. This is very common for people with name variations because sometimes a loan can’t fund without the property being recorded as being owned by the owner with a particular name variation.

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Quitclaim Deeds

Quitclaim Deeds are often used to take a person’s name off title. Here is some more information:

A Quitclaim Deed is a legal document which transfers a property to the buyer or owner, whatever interests in the property are held by the maker of the deed. A Quitclaim Deed does not guarantee that those interests are valid. By accepting such a deed, you accept the risk that someone may later appear with a valid claim to your property. A Grant Deed on the other hand guarantees from grantor to grantee that the title is clear. An example of a circumstance where a Quitclaim may be used is where one spouse is disclaiming any interest in property that the other spouse owns. Of the different types of deeds, the Quitclaim has the least assurance that the grantee receiving it will actually get any rights. A Quitclaim deed does not release the party quitting claim to real property from their obligations in any mortgage or other lien secured against the pertaining property.

A Quitclaim Deed is a common, but not standard document in a loan document package. Sometimes, ownership has to be transferred or someone needs to be taken off a Deed before a loan can officially go through. Quitclaim Deeds are always notarized using an Acknowledged signature and the signer must always be positively identified by the notary public for security purposes. Some states also require the notary to take fingerprints in their notary journal for Quitclaim and other deeds affecting real property.

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August 2, 2024

How to Effectively Prepare Clients for Loan Signing Appointments

Filed under: Comprehensive Guides — Tags: — Tom Wilkins @ 12:00 am

With the right approach, preparing clients for loan signing appointments can be smooth and efficient. Whether you are working with homeowners or business owners, ensuring they are well-prepared can save time and prevent potential issues. Here are some critical steps to effectively prepare clients for loan signings.

Initial Communication and Documentation

The first step is clear, thorough communication. Contact your clients well in advance of the appointment. Explain the purpose of the loan signing and what they can expect during the process. Provide a checklist of required documents, including identification, proof of income, and any other relevant paperwork. This includes business licenses, financial statements, and corporate documents for business owners.

Importance of Understanding the Documents

Clients should be encouraged to review all loan documents before the appointment. If possible, send them copies of the documents in advance and offer to answer any questions they might have. Highlight critical documents such as the Promissory Note, Deed of Trust, and any disclosure statements. For business owners, explain the significance of documents like the business credit report and commercial property assessments. Ensuring clients understand these documents can prevent confusion and delays during the signing.

Pre-Appointment Review

Arrange a pre-appointment review session. This can be done in person, over the phone, or via video. During this session, walk your clients through the documents and address any concerns or questions. For homeowners, clarify details about interest rates, loan terms, and payment schedules. Business owners should ensure they understand terms related to collateral, loan covenants, and financial ratios. This review session helps build confidence and reduces the likelihood of last-minute issues.

Organize and Prepare

Instruct your clients to organize their documents before the appointment. They should bring originals and copies of all necessary documents. Ensure they have valid identification, such as a driver’s license or passport. Business owners should ensure they have the appropriate authority to sign on behalf of the business, such as a resolution from the board of directors or a power of attorney.

Setting Expectations

Set clear expectations about the appointment. Explain how long it will take, who will be present, and what the process entails. Let them know they will need to read and sign several documents carefully. For homeowners, explain the importance of verifying details like property address, loan amount, and interest rate. For business owners, emphasize the need to review and understand all financial commitments and obligations.

Day of the Appointment

Remind clients to bring all required documents and identification on the appointment day. Advise them to allocate enough time for the signing, as it can take longer than expected. Ensure the signing location is comfortable and conducive to a thorough review of the documents. A quiet, well-lit space can make a significant difference.

Professionalism and Support

During the appointment, maintain a professional and supportive demeanor. Guide your clients through each document, explaining key points and answering questions. Provide clear, concise explanations for complex terms or clauses. For business owners, offer additional insights into how the loan terms might impact their operations and financial planning. This approach ensures you prepare clients for loan signings in a comprehensive manner.

Post-Signing Follow-Up

After the documents are signed, provide your clients with copies of everything they signed. Explain the next steps in the loan process, such as funding and repayment schedules. Please encourage them to reach out for questions or concerns after the appointment. Business owners offer to assist with post-signing requirements, such as updating their financial records or communicating with their accounting team. Remind them to ensure all documents are in order, including instructions on notarizing every page if their lender requires.

Get Ready for Successful Loan Signings

Adequate preparation is the key to a successful loan signing appointment. By explaining the process, gathering and reviewing documents, and creating a conducive environment, you can help your clients feel confident and prepared. Remember to notarize every page and address any questions they may have to ensure a seamless experience.

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July 26, 2024

Why Continuing Education Is Crucial for Notary Public Professionals

Filed under: General Articles — Tags: — Tom Wilkins @ 12:00 am

In today’s fast-paced world, professionals in every field must stay updated with the latest trends, regulations, and best practices. This is particularly true for notary public professionals who handle crucial documents for homeowners and business owners. Continuing education for notary public professionals is not just a regulatory requirement but a vital component for maintaining professionalism and competence. Let’s delve into why ongoing learning is so important for notaries.

Ensuring Compliance with Changing Laws

Laws and regulations governing notarial acts are constantly evolving. Notaries must stay current with these changes to ensure compliance and avoid legal repercussions. Continuing education programs offer updated information about new laws, helping notaries remain ahead of the curve. For instance, remote online notarization (RON) has transformed how notaries perform their duties, necessitating additional training and certification.

Enhancing Skills and Knowledge

Continuing education for notary public professionals goes beyond legal compliance and enhances their skills and knowledge. Advanced courses can cover various topics, from handling complex notarizations to improving customer service skills. By investing in their education, notaries can provide better service to homeowners and business owners, ensuring that all documents are handled correctly and efficiently.

Building Trust and Credibility

Trust is paramount for homeowners and business owners when dealing with sensitive documents such as property deeds, loan agreements, and business contracts. Notaries who pursue continuing education demonstrate a commitment to their profession, building trust and credibility with clients. An educated notary is seen as a reliable and knowledgeable professional, which is essential in fostering long-term client relationships.

Staying Competitive in the Market

The notary public profession is competitive, and those who stand out often invest in their ongoing education. Notaries can differentiate themselves from their peers by staying updated with the latest industry standards and practices. This competitive edge is particularly beneficial for attracting and retaining clients, as homeowners and business owners prefer working with well-known notaries in current regulations and practices.

Adapting to Technological Advancements

Technology is rapidly changing the landscape of the notary public profession. Notaries must be proficient with the latest technological tools, from electronic signatures to digital document storage. Continuing education courses often include training on these advancements, ensuring that notaries can effectively integrate technology into their practice. This improves efficiency and meets the growing expectations of tech-savvy clients.

Networking and Professional Growth

Continuing education provides notaries with opportunities to network with other professionals in the field. Attending seminars, workshops, and conferences allows notaries to share experiences, gain new insights, and build valuable connections. These interactions can lead to professional growth and open doors to new opportunities, enhancing the notary’s career trajectory.

Continuing Education for Lasting Success

Continuing education is vital for notary public professionals. It ensures compliance with changing laws, enhances competence, and builds client trust. Notaries can ensure their career longevity and job satisfaction by staying updated with new technologies and expanding their professional networks. Homeowners and business owners seeking notarial services should prioritize notaries who invest in their education, as they provide the highest service and expertise. For more detailed information about specific notary practices, such as understanding the significance of a document date, explore additional resources.

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May 24, 2024

Key Spots Where Notaries Are In Demand

Filed under: General Articles — Tags: — Tom Wilkins @ 12:00 am

The demand for notaries has grown significantly in today’s fast-paced and constantly changing world. Notaries act as impartial witnesses for the signing of important documents, guaranteeing their authenticity and legality. Knowing the places that need notaries can help simplify processes and reassure homeowners and business owners. This article explores the areas where notaries are essential, providing valuable insights into their responsibilities across different settings.

Real Estate Transactions

One of the most common places where notaries are needed is in real estate transactions. Homebuyers and sellers often require notarized documents to finalize sales, transfer deeds, and secure mortgages. The presence of a notary ensures that all parties involved are who they claim to be and that the transaction is conducted legally. This step is crucial for preventing fraud and ensuring the smooth transfer of property ownership.

Legal Applications

Legal documents are another significant area where notaries are in demand. Contracts, affidavits, and power of attorney documents often need notarization to be considered valid and enforceable in court. Notaries play a critical role in verifying the identities of signatories and ensuring that they are signing willingly and without coercion. This verification helps maintain the integrity of legal proceedings and protects the interests of all parties involved.

Financial Institutions

Banks and other financial institutions frequently require notarized documents for various transactions. Whether opening a new account, securing a loan, or executing a financial power of attorney, notaries ensure that all paperwork is properly authenticated. Their involvement helps prevent identity theft and fraud, providing an additional security layer for the institution and its clients.

Business Operations

Businesses often encounter situations that necessitate the services of a notary. From verifying the authenticity of employee documents to notarizing contracts and agreements, notaries provide essential support to ensure compliance with legal standards. Their presence is particularly crucial during mergers and acquisitions, where the accuracy and legality of documentation can significantly impact the transaction’s outcome.

Healthcare Facilities

In healthcare settings, notaries are in demand for authenticating advance directives, medical power of attorney forms, and healthcare proxies. These documents are vital for ensuring patient’s wishes are respected in medical settings. A notary present guarantees that these sensitive documents are correctly executed, providing clarity and assurance for patients and healthcare providers.

Government Offices

Certain government documents, such as permits, licenses, and immigration papers, often require notarization. Government offices use notaries to verify applicants’ identities and ensure the accuracy of the information provided, helping maintain the integrity of public records and services.

Educational Institutions

Schools and universities also require notarized documents, especially for international students. Notaries verify transcripts, diplomas, and other educational credentials. This ensures that the documents are authentic and recognized by other institutions and employers.

Shipping and Mailing Services

Another surprising yet significant area where notaries are needed is shipping and mailing services. Places like UPS and FedEx offer notary services for customers who need documents notarized before shipping them. This convenience benefits those who must securely send important legal or financial documents. If you’re looking for a FedEx drop-off point, many of them provide notary services on-site.

Understanding the Importance of Notaries

The demand for notaries spans various sectors, from real estate to healthcare, emphasizing their critical role in ensuring the legality and authenticity of essential documents. Whether you are a homeowner navigating a property sale or a business owner securing a significant contract, the presence of a notary provides invaluable peace of mind. Recognizing the places that need notaries empowers individuals and businesses to conduct their affairs confidently and honestly.

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January 26, 2024

Data Security Essentials for Modern Notaries

Filed under: Comprehensive Guides — Tags: — Tom Wilkins @ 12:00 am

In the modern age, where data breaches and cyber threats are increasingly common, notaries must be vigilant about data security. Understanding how notaries protect sensitive information is key for homeowners and business owners. This article delves into essential data security practices for notaries, ensuring that your confidential documents and personal information remain secure in the digital realm.

The Importance of Data Security for Notaries

Notaries play a pivotal role in the authentication of important documents. From property deeds to business contracts, notaries ensure the integrity and legality of these documents. However, with this responsibility comes the need to safeguard sensitive information against unauthorized access or cyber threats. In an era where digital transactions are becoming the norm, the importance of robust data security for notaries cannot be overstated.

Key Strategies for Ensuring Data Security

1. Secure Digital Storage and Encryption

One of the primary defenses against data breaches is secure digital storage. Notaries must utilize encrypted digital vaults to store sensitive documents. Encryption transforms the data into a code, preventing unauthorized users from accessing it. This ensures that the data remains unreadable to intruders even if a breach occurs.

2. Regular Software Updates and Patch Management

Cyber threats are ever-evolving, and so should the defense mechanisms. Regularly updating software and applying patches is crucial. These updates often include fixes for security vulnerabilities that hackers might exploit.

3. Strong Password Policies and Two-Factor Authentication

Implementing strong password policies is a must. Passwords should be complex and changed regularly. Additionally, using two-factor authentication adds an extra layer of security, requiring a second verification form before access is granted.

4. Employee Training and Awareness

Human error can often be a weak link in data security. Training sessions for employees about the latest phishing scams and cyber threats are essential. Awareness can be a powerful tool in preventing accidental breaches.

5. Regular Audits and Compliance Checks

Regular audits of data security practices help in identifying any potential vulnerabilities. Compliance with local and international data protection regulations ensures that notaries are current with the latest legal requirements.

The Impact of Data Security on Client Trust

Choosing a notary prioritizing data security is crucial for homeowners and business owners. This ensures the safety of your personal information and builds trust. Knowing that your notary uses cutting-edge security measures gives peace of mind and enhances the overall experience.

Securing Sensitive Information in the Digital Age

Data security for notaries involves a comprehensive approach, including secure digital storage, regular software updates, strong password policies, employee training, and regular compliance checks. These practices are not just about protecting data; they are about maintaining trust and integrity in a digital world. As we continue to embrace digital transactions, the role of notaries in safeguarding sensitive information becomes even more paramount.

Homeowners and business owners must stay informed and ensure they work with notaries who prioritize data security. Speaking of staying informed, don’t forget to explore the best ways to find new Notary customers as you advance in your notarial practice. Stay secure, stay informed.

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January 5, 2024

9 Ways to Create More Demand for a Notary Business

Filed under: (6) Marketing — Tags: — Tom Wilkins @ 12:00 am

In today’s competitive business landscape, finding effective strategies to stand out and generate more demand for your notary business is essential. Whether you’re a seasoned notary public or just starting, increasing demand for your services is key to building a successful notary business. In this blog post, we’ll explore some proven strategies to help you create more demand for your notary business.

1. Enhance Your Online Visibility with Local SEO

Establishing a robust online presence in this digital era is indispensable for any business. Given that potential clients frequently resort to the internet to seek notary services, it’s imperative that your website is impeccably designed, rich in information, and user-friendly. Local SEO (Search Engine Optimization) is a potent tool in your arsenal. Local SEO focuses on optimizing your online presence to attract customers in your vicinity. By employing local SEO strategies, you can boost your website’s visibility on search engines when people in your area search for notary services. Incorporate keywords like “notary services” and “mobile notary services” strategically throughout your website content to enhance your search engine rankings, making it easier for local clients to discover your services.

2. Leverage Social Media

Social media platforms are powerful tools for expanding your reach and connecting with potential clients. Create profiles on popular platforms like Facebook, Twitter, and LinkedIn, and regularly post engaging content related to notary services. Share informative articles, success stories, and tips on how your services can benefit clients. Engage with your audience by responding to comments and messages promptly.

3. Build Strong Relationships

Networking is a cornerstone of any successful business, including a notary business. Develop relationships with local attorneys, real estate agents, mortgage brokers, and other professionals who may require notary services regularly. Attend industry events and join local business associations to expand your network. Building strong relationships can lead to referrals and repeat business, increasing the demand for your services.

4. Offer a Variety of Services

Consider offering a broader range of services beyond traditional notarizations to create more demand for your notary business. Specialize in areas such as loan signings, estate planning, or mobile notary services. Diversifying your offerings can attract a wider client base and make your business more appealing to those seeking specialized services.

5. Provide Exceptional Customer Service

Exceptional customer service can set your notary business apart from the competition. Be responsive to inquiries, arrive on time for appointments, and maintain a professional and friendly demeanor. Going the extra mile to accommodate your client’s needs can lead to positive reviews and word-of-mouth referrals, boosting your business’s demand.

6. Invest in Marketing

Allocate a portion of your budget to marketing efforts. This may include online advertising, email marketing campaigns, or even traditional marketing materials like flyers and business cards. Ensure your marketing materials prominently display your contact information and emphasize the value you provide as a notary public.

7. Seek Online Reviews

Ask satisfied clients to leave an online review on your Google Business Profile, Facebook, and Yelp. Positive reviews will build trust with potential clients and boost your online reputation. Equally important, be sure to respond to reviews in a timely manner, whether they are positive or negative, to show that you value client feedback and are committed to continuous improvement.

8. Offer Competitive Pricing

While providing quality service is essential, competitive pricing can also attract more clients. Research the pricing structures of other notary services in your area and ensure that your rates are reasonable and competitive. You may even consider offering package deals or discounts for bulk notarizations to incentivize repeat business.

9. Stay Informed and Adapt

The notary industry, like any other, evolves over time. Stay informed about changes in laws, regulations, and best practices within your field. By adapting to industry trends and continuously improving your services, you can position your notary business as a reliable and forward-thinking choice for clients.

Create More Demand and Grow Your Notary Business Today!

Creating more demand for your notary business requires a combination of online and offline strategies, excellent customer service, and a commitment to continuous improvement. By optimizing your online presence, networking, offering diverse services, and providing outstanding customer experiences, you can position your notary business for success and growth. Remember to monitor the effectiveness of your strategies and adjust them as needed to stay competitive in the ever-changing business landscape.

If you’re looking for more ways to get more notary clients, here is a list of businesses that need notaries. With dedication and the right approach, you can indeed create more demand for your notary business.

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July 28, 2023

High Demand for Notaries: Fact or Fiction?

Filed under: General Articles — Tags: , — Tom Wilkins @ 12:00 am

Are notaries in high demand? It is a question that both new and experienced practitioners of the notary business must face. While many view notaries as essential components of businesses, legal processes, and other services, there are still questions about whether or not being a notary is profitable or beneficial to those who sign up for the job. In this post, we will look at cold hard facts from reliable sources to see if being a notary is in high demand or just media hype.

The Evolution of Notary Services

Before exploring the present scenario, it’s essential to understand the historical significance of notaries. Throughout history, notaries have played a vital role in ensuring the authenticity and legality of various documents, from wills and contracts to affidavits and deeds. Traditionally, notaries would physically witness the signing of documents, putting their official seal and signature to attest to the event’s legitimacy. With the rise of digital transformation, some may have speculated that traditional notaries would become obsolete. Still, this assumption overlooks the resilience and adaptability of the profession.

Current Demand for Notaries

Contrary to the notion that notaries are fading into obscurity, the demand for their services remains robust in various industries and sectors. Are notaries in high demand? As transactions have increasingly globalized, the need for authenticated documents across borders has surged, putting notaries in high demand. Moreover, certain industries, such as real estate, finance, and legal services, heavily rely on notaries to certify the validity of agreements and contracts.

Real Estate Sector

The real estate industry relies heavily on notaries to authenticate property deeds, mortgage agreements, and other critical documents. Whether it’s a residential property purchase or a commercial real estate deal, notaries are essential in ensuring the smooth transfer of ownership and protecting the interests of all parties involved.

Financial Services

Banking and financial institutions often require notarized documents to facilitate various transactions, such as loan agreements, refinancing, and estate planning. The assurance provided by a notary’s signature and seal adds an extra layer of security to these crucial financial transactions.

Legal Profession

Within the legal sector, notaries are essential for witnessing affidavits, power of attorney documents, and statutory declarations. Courts and legal institutions require notarized documents as evidence in many cases, making the services of notaries a constant necessity in legal proceedings.

Adapting to the Digital Age

Recognizing the potential of technology to streamline processes and enhance accessibility, notaries have adapted to the digital age. Remote online notarization (RON) has emerged as a game-changer, enabling notaries to officiate documents virtually. Notaries can witness and authenticate signatures remotely through secure online platforms, making it convenient for clients and expanding their reach beyond geographical boundaries.

This technology integration has not only sustained the relevance of notaries but has also opened up new opportunities. RON has significantly increased efficiency in the notary process, reducing the need for physical appointments and paperwork, thus saving time and resources for both notaries and clients.

The Global Perspective

The demand for notaries is wider than in any specific region. As international trade and cross-border transactions flourish, the requirement for notarized documents has escalated globally. For instance, businesses engaging in foreign partnerships often need notarized documents to ensure the validity of agreements in different jurisdictions. Additionally, individuals immigrating to other countries or seeking dual citizenship must provide notarized documentation for legal and identity verification purposes.

Notaries In High Demand—Act Now For Success!

In conclusion, notaries are in high demand. More and more people and businesses require their services to approve various documents. Becoming a notary is a great way to earn extra income while helping to ensure that essential agreements and contracts are properly validated. Furthermore, recognizing the increasing reliance on technology can open up even more excellent opportunities for smart notaries to obtain greater success by developing the necessary technical skills and expanding into new business areas. Notaries represent an invaluable role in our society, and with the right resources, they can leverage their services for maximum success in today’s ever-evolving digital world. So if you’re looking for a reliable career option that offers diverse growth opportunities, becoming a notary could be just right for you.are notaries in high demand

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January 28, 2022

Bartender Notary: A reverse mortgage on the rocks!

Filed under: Humorous Posts,Popular on Twitter 2011 — Tags: , , — admin @ 11:54 pm

This was originally published in 2013.

Signing with the Bartender-Notary: Reverse Mortgage on the Rocks

The bartender notary knocks on the door. “Hi, I’m the bartender notary. I’m here to do your signing.”
“Sure, come right in,” says Joe the borrower.

They go to the dining room table to do the signing. The bartender notary looks around and says, “Hey, isn’t that a wet bar in the back of your living room?”
“Yes.”
“Would you mind if we sat over there?; I would feel much more comfortable sitting over there,” the bartender notary says.
Joe goes behind the bar and asks, “Where am I supposed to sit?”
“No, I’m the bartender so I go behind the bar. you sit on the stool on the other side,” the notary insists.

“Aren’t we gonna do the signing?” asks Joe.
The notary opens his briefcase and takes out a few flasks of non-alcoholic drinks, a tall glass, and a little umbrella. “I’m frustrated, because , when I go to signings, no one ever offers me a drink…maybe after half an hour they might offer me some tap water if I’m lucky…So I decided to turn the tables around…or the counters, as the case may be…and offer the signers a drink. I make my own orange-cranberry spritzer…would you like one of those…or would you like a virgin lemonade? I’ve got everything except ice.”

“Make me a strawberry lime spritzer…and can you muddle the fruits a little? Wait—” says Joe. “Aren’t we supposed to be doing a signing?”
“I’m the bartender notary; I talk bar talk. It’s my trademark to serve drinks and make smalltalk before we do the signing.”
“Ok, I’ll play along,” says Joe.

“How about those Dodgers, Joe? Who are they gonna trade?”
“Well, right now, I’m ready to trade notaries—if we don’t get started with the signing right away.”
“Ok, let’s do the signing,” the notary shrugs.
“Actually,” Joe says, “my reverse mortgage was on the rocks since the beginning of the application process, so I decided to go for a refinance– straight up.”

“Ok,” the notary says.“Your first document is a Deed of Trust. May I see some ID, sir?”
The borrower says, “What, I don’t look over 21?”
“Just a precaution, sir.”

The bartender notary opens his journal and begins to record the types of documents, the patron-borrower’s ID, and the types of drinks served at the signing.

The notary says, “This is your Deed of Trust. Your loan amount is right here; please initial all pages of the document and sign on the last page.”

They get to the Note; the notary says, “This is your Note. Your interest rate is 4.5%. The last loan I signed was an adjustable rate mortgage. I asked the borrower if he would like his interest rate shaken or stirred when the adjustment date comes in two years. He didn’t laugh. He didn’t think it was very funny. I’m lucky he didn’t trade me. Maybe it was how I said it…”

Then the notary asks, “So how’s the wife treating you?”
“Oh, I canned her years ago… I have a girlfriend,” says Joe.
“Do you think she will be in need of a bartender-notary anytime soon?”
“No she lives in an apartment. She won’t need to refinance anything in this lifetime.”

“So waddaya think–those interest rates—are they gonna go up or down?” asks the bartender notary.
“Oh, the Fed’s gotta keep it about the same—or you notaries will all be out of a job!”

“Next, we are going to look at the TIL. This is your Truth in Lending disclosure. Your APR is right here. So are we going into Iran? Whaddaya think the chances are that we invade Iran?”
Joe the signer looks at the TIL and says, “I’d give it about a 4.97%… Hey, I thought we’re not supposed to talk about politics at the signing?”
“That’s my trademark, I have to talk about politics because I’m the bartender notary… that’s what bartenders talk about. Would you like some bar snacks? We have peanuts, wasabi chips … Did you hear about LAX Vineyards new wine blend? It’s a cross between a cab, a merlot, and a shuttle. It’s very popular with bartenders. Did you hear about the wine documentary from Ireland? It’s called Cork Uncorked… There’s a special kind of wine for a signing… Did you hear about the Reverse Mortgage Cabernet? It’s rich in tannins and has two subtle notes…black cherry, and a hint of cocoa…and a smooth finish…assuming that we don’t have to call the lender.”

Joe asks, “What’s next?”
“The next document is your HUD.”

They go to the HUD. Joe the borrower asks, “Oh, so is my strawberry lime spritzer documented in the HUD?”
“Yeah, I think it’s right there under the termite inspection…Let’s just sign the rest of these documents; I have to close up soon…Last call,” says the notary.

They finish signing the rest of the documents.

The notary takes the borrower’s copy of the Deed of Trust and places it next to the signed Deed of Trust. Joe looks at it and says, “There are two Deeds of Trust. I’m seeing double. I thought that strawberry lime spritzer was non-alcoholic…”

“No! These are your borrower’s copies. Are you gonna be ok—or should I call you a cab?”
Joe: “I’m already home…I live here.”

Tweets:
(1) I’m frustrated because when I go to signings, nobody ever offers me a drink!
(2) Bartender notary prefers to do his signings sitting on stools near the wet-bar.
(3) I’m the bartender notary; I talk bar talk. It’s my trademark to serve drinks and make smalltalk before signing.”

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January 24, 2022

Notary Happy Days Goes to China!

Filed under: Virtual Comedy Themes — Tags: , , — admin @ 10:29 pm

This was originally published many years ago.

Intro Joke:
A New Yorker was in the middle of downtown Shanghai with his wife and
kid. They walk into a restaurant where everybody in sight is Chinese
and nobody speaks a word of English.

The wife asks, “Where’s the bathroom?”
His kid asks, “Do you have egg rolls?”
And the guy asks, “Is the food authentic?”

I grew up watching Happy Days. I loved Richie, Potsie, Chachi, and
the gang. But, a Notary recently had to fly to Shanghai to do a
notarization for the Chinese version of Happy Days called “Yu-Kuai
Tian” which loosely translated means cheerful or happy day(s).

A Notary was called in to do a notarization for the staff of Yu-Kuai
Tian. He thought the notarization would be for a screenplay or a
writer’s contract. Boy, was he wrong.

NOTARY: Hi, I’m here for the notarization.

MANAGER: Solly no Yingrish! You wait!

ASSISTANT: Oh yes, we have been expecting you.

NOTARY: So, who am I signing for? One of the managers or the writers?

ASSISTANT: Oh, they didn’t tell you? You’re signing for the Chinese
Henry Winkler — “The Fong.” He’s late today because he was out last
night with one of his lady friends. One of his classier girlfiends who
doesn’t slurp when she eats her shark fin delight of three soup.

NOTARY: Sounds like an Ayy! One gal.

ASSISTANT: He’s out in back finishing repairing the transmission in a
rickshaw. He won’t be ready for you until 3pm. You can try one of our local restaurants.
They are quite good.

NOTARY: Yeah, that’s a good idea. I’ll try the one with the green
sign. I’ll just hope for the best.

ASSISTANT: But, before you go, please meet Mr. Yu and his guys. We
call them Yu’s guys!

NOTARY: Okay, how Yu’s guys doin’? This is how we talk in New York by the way.

(At the restaurant with the green sign. All of the staff are Chinese
and speak almost no English and all of the customers without exception
are Chinese as it is in downtown Shanghai.)

WAITER: Hello, I your waiter. My name Cha-Chee Wang.

NOTARY: You’re kidding. Cha-chee, like in Yu-Kuai Tian?

WAITER: Yes, I work there on my off day as wing man for The Fong. With my husband, Jo-Nee.
Jo-Nee love Cha-Chee.

NOTARY: I don’t care what I eat, but there is one thing that matters to me.

WAITER: You like dish called Potsie Sticker. It kind of dumpling.

NOTARY: Well, what I wanted to know is — is the food authentic?

WAITER: Yeah, food authentic all right. Half hour after you eat, you hungry to breathe
Oxygen. We in China after all. No Americanized food here. We don’t even know what that mean.
But, today long day. Potsie also work here. He having worst day in life. He so
out of it, it take him half hour to make “minute fried rice.”

NOTARY: Well maybe you should have Joannie come and help him.

WAITER: We try, but Joannie Chan busy. Anyway, one order of Potsie
Sticker coming up. By the way, last week was Chinese New Year – year
of the monkey, but sorry, we not serve monkey here. Try down street.
Delicacy — very expensive.

NOTARY: Thanks, but when I said authentic, maybe I had no idea what I
was getting myself into.

(30 minutes later)

NOTARY: Thanks for the great meal. Let me give you 40 ren-min-bi,
that should cover it. Back to the set.

THE FONG: Heyyyyyy!!!!! (with two sexy Chinese girls: one on each
side of him in cheerleader outfits.)

NOTARY: Wow, I get to meet the Chinese Fonzie in the flesh.

THE FONG: No, don’t touch the leather. Just got it restored at Wing’s
leather repair down street. And don’t touch the hair either.

NOTARY: Okay, I promise not to.

GIRLS: We promise not to either! hee-hee-hee…

THE FONG: Eyyyy!!!!! (puts two thumbs up.)

NOTARY: Good thing we’re not doing thumbprints.

THE FONG: If we did, you not need ink, plenty of grease already on
thumbs from mechanic work not to mention coconut oil on hair for good
look.

NOTARY: Okay, I’ll need to see some ID.

THE FONG: Okay, legal name Fong Xiao-Leng, similar to Bruce Lee’s
Chinese name. But, people call me The Fong!

NOTARY: In real life I am not allowed to notarize outside of the State
of New Jersey where I am legally commissioned as a Notary Public, but
since this is a fictional comedy blog, I will take some liberties and
illegally use my stamp here in Shanghai.

THE FONG: Okay, so where do The Fong sign?

NOTARY: Right here

(The Fong signs in the wrong place and Notary scolds him)

NOTARY: No not there. You signed in the wrong place!

THE FONG: Wait second. You say The Fong… w-w-w-w-wong? The Fong NEVER wong!!!

NOTARY: Yeah, you were supposed to sign right here, and you signed
down there where the signature of the Notary is supposed to be.

THE FONG: Nobody say The Fong w-w-w-w-w-rong…. Not even The Fong’s mother.

NOTARY: Just admit it… You were wrong.

THE FONG: I can’t say it. I was w-w-w-w-w-w-… I just can’t.

NOTARY: Try one more time. Never mind. We’ll sign this fresh duplicate
I brought. Be more careful this time.

THE FONG: Okay. (scribbles The Fong on document)

NOTARY: No, that’s wrong. Your legal name is Fong Xiao-Leng, not The
Fong. The Fong is your nickname. You can’t legally be notarized using
that name.

THE FONG: Hey, this is blog entry. I do what I want. But, you say I
w-w-w-w-wrong again? We take this outside! NOBODY say The Fong wrong.

(The Fong grabs the Notary and takes him outside behind the garage)

THE FONG: You want on chin? Hurt more — show less. Or on gut? Hurt
more, nobody see.

NOTARY: What are you talking about?

THE FONG: You say The Fong wrong. Nobody say The Fong wrong and live
to tell about it. I punch you hard. You choose place.

NOTARY: Go for the gut. My dumplings weren’t that good anyway. I
think I prefer Americanized Chinese food come to think of it. But, I
have one condition. You can only punch me if you admit that you were
wrong.

THE FONG: Deal… (punch)

NOTARY: Oh my God… What are you, a Shao-Lin monk? That really hurt.
Ouch. I’ll spend the rest of the day bent over. Now it’s your turn.
You have to keep your end of the bargain and admit that you were
wrong. Fair is fair.

THE FONG: Okay. I keep bargain. I was w-w-w-w-w-w-w….

NOTARY: Yes, this is a Deed for the sale of one of the rick-shaws you repaired.

THE FONG: Do you notarize auto-sale paperwork?

NOTARY: I notarize any documents about anything that starts with a key
and goes vroom vroom!

THE FONG: Eyyyy!!!! That sound like something The Fong would say.
Anyway… I was w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w-w.

NOTARY: You can do it. Good thing I ate lightly.

THE FONG: I was wr-r-r-r-r… It so hard. I was w-w-w-w…. WONG! I was wong!

GIRLS: I can’t believe he said it. The Fong was wrong!

NOTARY: Okay, now sign this 3rd copy I made as Fong Xiao-Leng and
we’ll be all done and I’ll take the next flight back to America.

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January 3, 2022

Notary Reviews vs. Movie Reviews

Filed under: Humorous Posts — Tags: , , , — admin @ 8:03 pm

Originally published many years ago

Notary reviews vs. Movie reviews

Imagine what the world would be like if Notaries got reviews similar to movie reviews. The world would be a much more interesting place for one! But, would it get too zany?

(1) This notary gets two thumbs up!
(2) The notarization was good, but the popcorn needed more butter (sorry for the corny joke)
(3) It was a very awkward notarization because the person behind me had their feet on the back of my chair.
(4) Some reviews spoil the movie — read the spoiler alert.
(5) I didn’t like the ending to the signing. Too predictable.
(6) The guy in front of me wouldn’t take off his hat throughout the entire signing
(7) There was a lot of character development the minute we got to explaining the APR.
(8) The Notary gave an award winning performance.
(9) The actor who played the Notary was such a natural it would be an easy mistake to take him for a real Notary!
(10) The notary had to go back to his trailer so that “make up” could do some touch ups on his seal, because his seal was beginning to smudge.
(11) I hate it when people talk during the signing, especially during the critical parts.
(12) I wanted to bring a date to the signing, but I was the only one on the Deed of Trust.
(13) The notary dimmed the lights as I was reading the details on my Settlement Statement. Luckily I brought a flashlight!
(14) The suspense hit its apex when the Notary couldn’t reach the Lender by cell phone. I never expected that!

Coming attractions:
Refinance 2,
Debt Reduction Retainers — the sequel.
The Notary Games.

Tweets:
(1) This notary gets two thumbs up!
(2) It was a very awkward notarization because the person behind me had their feet on the back of my chair.
(3) Notary Reviews vs. Movie Reviews: I didn’t like the end of the signing — to predictable.
(4) I wanted to bring a date to the signing, but I was the only one on the Deed of Trust.

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