I run a Notary directory, but I also know how to channel spirits and living entities. I might not be great at it, but get great business advice from doing exactly that. But, I decided to channel Putin as he is a very strategic guy. Here is how the channeling interview went.
JEREMY: Hello, Mr. Putin, how are things?
PUTIN: eh.. okay!
JEREMY: I wanted to ask you a few things about the Notary industry. You see, in America which seems intent on disintegrating into a third world country as fast as possible, we have some backwards things going on in the Notary industry.
PUTIN: Yes, tell me…
JEREMY: Well, you know during the cold war in Russia, you would hire someone to clean the gutter, and someone else to watch the guy cleaning the gutter, and a third guy to watch the guy watching the guy who was cleaning the gutter, etc. The problem was that the government pretended to pay, and the workers pretended to work. Communism might function better as an economic model if people had a reason to get up in the morning.
PUTIN: Have you tried Russian coffee?
JEREMY: No, is that a reason to get up in the morning?
PUTIN: No, it is a reason to not get up in the morning. It’s horrible. Stick with Starbucks double shots. Yummy.
JEREMY: I think you should drink one while riding a horse without a shirt on. That image works for you.
PUTIN: Thanks. I take pride in being shirtless, among other things.
JEREMY: Yes, it looks good, plus you rack up a lot less of a laundry bill.
PUTIN: Oh, I don’t have to worry about that. The government pays mine.
JEREMY: Oh, well in that case, maybe you should wear two shirts simultaneously. Or wear one, and then immediately change into another.
PUTIN: Yes, I tried that. That reminds me of a line from Coming To America, where the African king said, “I once tied my own shoes… I assure you that the experience is over-rated.”
JEREMY: Good point. In any case, The Notary divisions are not watching the Notaries, except a little in California. And nobody is watching the Notary divisions. If we had an effective set of checks and balances, who should watch the Notary divisions which are state run?
PUTIN: The Feds.
JEREMY: And who should watch the Feds?
PUTIN: We should.
JEREMY: So, if there is a problem in a Notary division, will you write a letter to your pal Donald?
PUTIN: Actually, we did, but we did not get paid due to budget cuts. I blame it on the Republican party.
JEREMY: So our government pretends to pay you and you pretend to watch them?
PUTIN: No, we watch them, we just don’t provide services with the information we get when we watch them. But, we try to learn military secrets and find out who is cheating on their wives.
JEREMY: What a comforting thought — not. But, last month, I had a dream that someone in the CIA was concerned that you were not spying on them enough. Fred at the CIA got so concerned in fact that he wrote you a letter asking you if something was wrong.
PUTIN: Oh, yes, well , um, we do our best. You cannot ask for more than that.
JEREMY: Good point. In any case, my opinion on your idea to slowly grow your empire is as follows. Taking over Ukraine will cause tremendous unrest. And what’s the point? It is just another place just like the seemingly infinite land you already have. It might better to save your money and just buy a Greek island. They are broke and could use the money, and you guys could use a place that is warm.
PUTIN: Yes, but that would not involve a show of force, so where is the pleasure in that?
JEREMY: Well maybe you could have some other type of controversy with the Greeks about their debts where you could strong-arm them and show your superiority without any actual violence.
PUTIN: Actually, I like that. I will think about that. I am a little distracted. My friend is teaching some Shostakovich to his child in the next room. He keeps saying, “No, no, even though it sounds wrong, it’s still not right.”
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