NOTARY: One day there will be a Notary Airport
SAM: When pigs can fly.
NOTARY: Well actually, it will be seals flying. The airplanes will look like giant seals, whiskers and all.
SAM: Maybe they should make a Notary submarine that looks like a seal instead of a flying seal.
NOTARY: The good part is that when Notarizations are done on the plane, the prices will be sky high!
SAM: Yeah, and if you notarize in the air, you can join the Notary mile high club.
NOTARY: Yes, but wait until you find out what the airport layout will look like….
The terminals will be shaped like Notary seals. Each terminal will have a coffee house and bar with a Notary bartender. The newpaper store will sell NNA’s newsletter in addition to the Wall Street Journal. The parking lot will have a special section for Notaries that is closest to where the shuttle picks you up. And when you go to check in your bags, they make you sign the journal and thumbprint. How cool is that?
Scene from aiport security.
OFFICER: Sir, please remove any metal objects from your pockets and step forward slowly.
SAM: Okay… should I take off my belt too?
OFFICER: Just wait for us to put on the saxophone music before you do that please sir.
SAM: Got it.
OFFICER: Our scanner found a metal object in your bag that resembles an embosser?
SAM: Is that a problem, officer?
OFFICER: Well, not necessarily. Is this a registered embosser?
SAM: Does it need to be?
OFFICER: Step to the side sir.
SAM: Uh-oh.
OFFICER: I’m going to need to pat you down. Please stand still.
SAM: Wow, you’re good at that.
OFFICER: I know… I get that a lot. I used to be a Priest for 30 years, a ballet teacher for 3 years, plus I worked in the airport for 4 years.
SAM: Oh, it all adds up now. Now I know why that comes so naturally to you. The embosser was authorized by my state. I have the paperwork at home.
OFFICER: Great. Let me just check your commission number on our computer system… Uh huh. Okay, no unauthorized used on our database. The waiting areas are in front of you or have a drink at the flying embosser. Just don’t use your embosser under the influence of alcohol or heavy medication per airport regulations. If you get bored in the waiting room, you can read Notary Handbooks from all 50 states plus DC.
SAM: I’ll get bored, but not that bored. Thanks.
OFFICER: And may God bless you — if there is a God.
SAM: Some Priest you are/were.
OFFICER: Well, I stopped being a Priest because I stopped believing in God.
SAM: Hmm. Well, I stopped being a Mortgage Broker in 2009 because I lost interest.
OFFICER: Forgive me father for I have rescinded — that was a good one! I’m just kidding, I still believe in God, I quit the church to run for the senate because things at the church got too — political.
SAM: Gotcha!
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