Welcome to this year’s Notary Oscars. For best picture…
“Trumbo” – About the black list – where notaries get blacklisted after doing something wrong… like making a profit which the signing companies don’t want them to do, putting them in the black. Not to be confused with the actors at this year’s Oscars – the white list.
“The Big Short” – about getting shorted out of your pay.
“Bridge of Spies” – about signing companies who spy on notaries who say bad things about them on forums.
“Spotlight” – Uncovering the discovery about having non-consensual notarizations with underage signers.
“The Hateful Eight” – About the current Supreme Court complaining about the Notary who doesn’t know how to give an oath to the yet to be appointed new guy.
“Steve Jobs” – About Apple’s refusal to let the government crack the cell phone information of the notary who was about to notarize a terrorist.
“Joy” – About what a notary feels when actually getting paid on time.
“Room” – About what you don’t have if your last name is too long to fit on the signature page.
“The Danish Girl” – About the first male notary who became a female notary, formerly “Robin Schneider” on his commission stamp, now changed to “Robin Schneider”.
“Inside Out” – About a notary who knows his notary law inside out, and to stay consistent, notarizes a document that’s inside out while wearing his shirt inside out.
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