The Stevens needed to have their loan signed. However, a small mishap occured right before the signing. The Notary’s car was attacked by 200 minions who stole the Notary’s seal, journal and appointment schedule. A few minutes later, a few minions showed up at the loan signing for the Stevens.
(knock knock)
MRS STEVENS: Uh, hello? Can I help you?
BOB: Hello, hello
KEVIN: Hello (meanwhile Stuart is going in through the window)
MRS STEVENS: I see you have a Notary Seal. Are you the Notary?
BOB: I’m Notary Bob. he he, he he, he he. Notary! (jumps on the table with notary bag) Notarize documents!
KEVIN: I help Bob. Assist he-he he-he he-he (jumps on table and slides all the way to the end at lightening speed)
MRS STEVENS: Are you sure you are a Notary?
BOB: Bob Notary has commission (whispers into Kevin’s ear… “quick get me a commission!”)
KEVIN: One moment — one moment… ha ha, ha ha, ha ha. Be right back. (jumps out window and scribbles something on a paper on the lawn and then embosses it with gold seal)
BOB: See — Bob Notary real Notary. Real Notary ha ha, ha ha, ha ha.
MRS STEVENS: I’m not so sure about this.
BOB: You sign the document. This page, this page… right here,
MRS STEVENS: I don’t want to sign
KEVIN: Ohhhh…..
MR STEVENS: But, I’ll sign
KEVIN: yay!!!!! ha ha, ha ha, ha ha. Sign right there…. Bob Notary Notarize you!
MR STEVENS: Okay, I’ll sign this one and this one and this one.
BOB: Okay…. Now, I notarize! Here’s my stamp. Hmmmm…. out of ink. Uh-oh!
KEVIN: Uh-oh
STUART: Oh-oh… no problem, I brought ink!
BOB: I add ink! Oopss… (spills ink all over the documents) uh-oh
KEVIN: Uh-oh
STUART: Uh-oh…. borrower copies! (whips out borrower copies and Mr. Stevens signs them again.)
BOB: Okay… I stamp here…. stamped. done… notaized! notarized! notarized!
KEVIN: I put them in Fedex! … All done!
MINIONS: Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye… (they all jump out window. Then, they jump in the car and drop it in the Fedex box.)
KEVIN: But, what if Fedex driver doesn’t come?
BOB: uh-oh! —- ahhhh… Bob Notary has idea! Move Fedex box to Fedex station!
MINIONS: Yay!!! good idea… good idea….
So, about 200 minions come out of nowhere, rip the fedex box out of the cement and deliver it to the Fedex station and drop it in front of the staff member.
BOB: Bob Notary want receipt.
FEDEX GUY: I’m calling the police
BOB: We control the police as part of our world domination! King Bob rules!
FEDEX GUY: Okay, never mind.
MINIONS: Okay, okay okay… thank you! (then they slide back into the parking lot at lightening speed, and run away giggling!) ha ha, ha ha, ha ha….
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