ME: Hi Jenny, how are things?
JENNY: Things are going well on the block.
ME: Yeah, I relate. Because, I’m having writer’s block.
JENNY: Are you having writer’s block on the block?
ME: Something like that. I live near a circle not a block.
JENNY: Circles have very good feng-shui for interaction.
ME: So, how you are a feng-shui consultant?
JENNY: You need to know something about feng-shui to pick the right outfit or place to live to boost your career, especially in my business.
ME: I think your career is doing just fine, but I’m impressed that you know the secrets of the East. Last night I had a dream that I was applying for a creative position at Apple. I left my flip flops next to the bed and they asked if I got them from lock up without permission. Then I was talking to someone mumbling in French to me. I asked them to speak up and enunciate and they said they were not allowed. Next we were in a line having what I made into a parade. I made up a song — “Heyy, we’re working for apple, can I get a core clap.”
JENNY: Core clap, very original. And you thought of this in a dream? Boy, your brain is always working. Your house must have good feng-shui for creativity. If you have writer’s block, I suggest getting a new wardrobe. Works for me.
ME: Yeah, maybe a new place to live, hang out, or something new to do.
JENNY: Jazz it up. But, I have a stylist. Maybe you should get one.
ME: Hmm, your wardrobe is never boring. In one video, you might be sporting twenty different looks that nobody has ever seen before. You are like a one person fashion magazine. I guess — when you got it you got it. People in Los Angeles are more into torn jeans and express that fashion statement in kind of an incompetent way.
JENNY: I guess you see the true individual when they “interpret” fashion.
ME: I think I prefer your interpretation — although it is your stylist talking, not you. But, I’m sure you have taste as well.
JENNY: Of course I do, because I’m Jenny from the block. Hey, do you know where I can find a good Notary?
ME: Yes, on 123notary.com. We have many Notaries in the Bronx, even bilingual ones.
JENNY: I prefer to be notarized in Spanglish — that’s my new language of preference, tu sabes?
ME: Si pero, I can’t speak it.
JENNY: You’re doing pretty well boy!
ME: I want to see you in El Cantante one of these days. But, I don’t have netflix. What to do?
JENNY: Just make it happen. And never forget where hip hop was created.
ME: The Bronx!!!!
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