(1) Iphone 7 Siri to be more advanced. Voice changes depending on quality of signing company calling you
New Notary Apps for the iPhone 7 that you’ve never dreamed of!
(2) Tight schedules are part of being a notary. But, don’t make it too tight or u’ll start feeling tightness in your chest!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=9819
(3) How can you survive in any business if you don’t carry yourself like a pro?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=9312
(4) You need to keep meticulous records to determine whose at fault if there’s a mistake!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=9291
(5) Most of the notaries complaining that they can’t make money are notaries who didn’t do their homework.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=9265
(6) To handle an Elite Signer you have to be an Elite Notary. Now you are going way beyond competent to reaching beyond perfection –
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=8628
(7) Notary Heaven Section 263: That’s where we put good notaries who didn’t make their child support payments.
(8) At The Notary Hotel: they didn’t observe the don’t disturb sign while I was reading the Settlement Statement!
(9) Al: “If it weren’t for us signing services, notaries wouldn’t work!” Carmen thinking: “Is this guy serious?”
(10) Notary: “I’m not the mistress, I’m the notary!” Wife: “Then why were u driving late last night w/ur lights off?”
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=8377
(11) Mint… and Meant to be – when her passion for ice cream & a notary aligned.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=7023
(12) The notary has this big clamp, and if you’re not good, he’ll clamp you with it, and it will hurt!
(13) Real Estate Brokers need to get real! You don’t know ur loan docs as well as you think you do!
(14) Clearly stating how far you’ll travel is very good for your business
(15) Most notaries on our site not certified by us have roughly half the loan signing knowledge.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=8520
(16) If others create obstacles for you, then create policies for dealing with these problems instead of complaining. Winners find solutions.
(17) A great conversation on the phone often attracts jobs and good reviews, which attracts more jobs. Always answering the phone helps!
(18) The TSA will be involved in notary signings. It will be illegal to bring sharp objects to signings.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6461
(19) The Notary takes $10 million in drug money to the Title company by accident.
(20) Kids play “cowboys and Indians.” No child on record has been caught playing “notary publics and document holders.”
(21) Not getting paid on time? It’s because u didn’t look within to research these dead-beat companies.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=4825
(22) The notary asked, “Can I get an Alaskan moose with Russian dressing. They’re our next door neighbors!”
(23) If customers come 2u, let’em know if they don’t show up on time, they’ll only have 3 minutes grace period. –
(24) A creaking noise; a sudden thump; This was a notary signing that would raise the dead. #victorianmansion
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=3464
(25) The rock climbing notary admitted that many of his friends were addicted to cracks.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=4135
(26) Vampire Notary: “I like your ID picture. You have nice rosy cheeks, you must have good circulation, do you work out?”
(27) Notary topics: Hand-written docs, Blanks in docs, seal over wording, loose certificates, overseas docs.
(28) A man in prison was refinancing his home to get money to hire Attorneys. What was he in prison for?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=3365
(29) 1 borrower felt she was being cheated, whipped out a rifle and said, “Oh no you don’t!”
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=3329
(30) The guy had a female mannequin in his living room. He said he had it there because he felt alone.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=3178
(31) The Attorney General investigated the Lender & the 3 notaries involved & busted Susie for fraud.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=2961
(32) A Notary accepted a job, then cancelled right before the signing when she learned the signing co. had a bad payment record.
(33) Once I put a FedEx in the drop box that never got delivered. FedEx found it a week later still in the box!
(34) When you call people back, don’t expect them to know who you are — announce your name right away!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=973
(35) Everything you need to know about journals, but were afraid to ask.
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(36) If a signing company calls with bad reviews, Siri’s tone of voice will sound suicidal using this new app.
New Notary Apps for the iPhone 7 that you’ve never dreamed of!
(37) Everyone makes mistakes, it’s how willing you are to make amends for them that determine your success w/clients.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=9291
(38) iPhone 7 Notary to go app tells you if neighbors or kids are too close to your car
New Notary Apps for the iPhone 7 that you’ve never dreamed of!
(39) Hmm. It says here on your Akashic records that you were a good notary. You never backdated.
(40) After being tested out on seven different signing agents, the iPhone 7 provides Siri with badly needed automated therapy.
New Notary Apps for the iPhone 7 that you’ve never dreamed of!
(41) The notary heaven clerk noted that his commission seal expired after he did.
(42) At The Notary Hotel, Showtime & HBO are free, but the Signing Channel costs $40 (not including fax backs)
(43) Notary purgatory: For all of eternity, dead notaries get clients who sign differently on each page.
(44) Check out the digital signature rooms at The Notary Hotel
(45) The only reason Title/Escrow use signing services is that it is “convenient” for them!
(46) Who really needs who? Do notaries need signing services? Do Title co’s need signing services?
(47) The wife had postponed the signing from 7:30 to 9:30pm so she would know where her husband was at that nightly hour.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=8377
(48) I cut up an ink pad and made a cardboard box that read “notarized” backwards like a mirror image.
(49) After we were done w/the “signing of silence,” I saw a car driving slow w/their lights turned off. #mistress
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(50) Frank: “Honey, I notarized the kids.” Molly: “What do you mean?” Frank: “I’ll explain later, don’t call the police!”
(51) Wife: “Are you the notary or the mistress?” Notary: “I’m the notary, the mistress isn’t coming until later on (I guess)”
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=8377
(52) The number of years you’ve been in business isn’t as important as the number of loans.
(53) Needless to say, it was the most awkward Wisconsin notary signing in the world.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=8377
(54) 123notary certified notaries get 78% more clicks and 2.5x the business as 123notary uncertified notaries in similar positions!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=8520
(55) Not getting Title co clients? See if your notes section conveys ur the type of notary they’re looking for.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=4825
(56) Running 123notary is more like babysitting than you think, “Did you update your listing? Did you update your notes? Did you renew yet?”
(57) After the signing w/Vampire Notary, the 4 of them enjoyed a sip of Sangria (the Italian word for BLOOD)
(58) “FedEx?” I said. “Why FedEx?” “That’s where my dates always end–at a FedEx drop box.”
(59) The day after the signing w/the Vampire Notaries the wife asked: “Fred, what are those strange marks on your neck?”
(60) Running 123notary is like a cross between babysitting & a marriage. A bunch of situations that never end!
(61) Don’t go to houses that smell bad #mobilenotary
(62) People who are so emotional & irrational aren’t always capable of using weapons responsibly, especially at a signing!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=3329
(63) Notary contracts, fees at the door, background screening signing co’s, call Title if not paid on time.
