Poor Sandra really wanted to be married. She read a lot of blogs and learned that all she needed to get married was a South Carolina Notary Public. So, she visited 123notary and looked up some notaries. She read through the notes sections carefully to find notaries who could marry her. Finally she found someone.
Charleston Notary & Wedding Service — get married with us!
This outfit sounded better than Weddings 4less, the nearest competitor.
So, Sandra called them up, and asked about their services.
Sandra: “Can you marry me?”
Vickie: “You mean, will I marry you?”
Sandra: “Either way, I need to get married. Let’s get it over with.”
Vickie: “I just emailed you a picture of me.”
Sandra: “Oh, I’m so disappointed. You are the wrong gender!”
Vickie: “It doesn’t matter. It is only a wedding!”
Sandra: “No, it is just that I can’t marry a woman, and if I did, I would choose someone a little younger and more graceful looking.”
Vickie: “Oh no, I’m not going to marry YOU, I’m going to MARRY you to a guy. You have a guy, right?”
Sandra: “It’s okay, I can’t marry you anyway, because my fiance Chuck would be disappointed, not to mention immasculated. His true love running off with ANOTHER WOMAN. Shocking!”
Vickie: “Well, we don’t want to immasculate anyone, especially not on such short notice. How’s 5pm Thursday. I can meet you on the East side of town in the area where there is that huge lawn and the pretty buildings from the 1800′s. ”
Sandra: “Sounds like a deal. I do.. I mean I will be there. By the way, do you accept credit cards?”
(1) If ulive in SC, all you need to get married is a Notary. Just make sure the notary is right right age & gender though or u’ll b disappointed
(2) I need a notary to perform a wedding for me. But, do I get a refund if the marriage doesn’t work out?
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