Four single girls are out on the town looking for Notaries to date.
KARRIE: It’s just not easy to find the right Notary in this city. Where are all the good Notaries?
CHARLOTTE: I can’t find any Notary in this city.
SAMANTHA: You didn’t even look. You should try 123notary.com
MIRANDA: Yeah, but are the Notaries on that site cute?
KARRIE: After I broke up with Mr. Big, I felt so stranded. I never met anyone else who measured up.
CHARLOTTE: Well, how well did he measure?
SAMANTHA: Oh please. Hey look! A Notary is coming out of that bar.
KARRIE: How do you know he is a Notary?
MIRANDA: He has a shirt with his commission number on it, that’s how she knows, right?
SAMANTHA: Aren’t you supposed to notarize sober?
CHARLOTTE: You’re one to talk. Haven’t you been with every notary in town yet?
SAMANTHA: Only the ones that were authenticated and had a good venue.
MIRANDA: And were well sealed, right? Hint hing?
SAMANTHA: Oh, and if they had a nice instrument.
KARRIE: An instrument is a document. They notarize documents, they don’t have documents.
SAMANTHA: That’s not the type of instrument we were talking about. Hey, Mr. Notary, over here!
NOTARY: Hi, ladies. I just finished a signing and wanted to get a drink.
SAMANTHA: Can you sign my breasts Mr. Notary?
NOTARY: Umm, I can’t do that if I’m sober.
KARRIE: I’ll drink to that. But, why don’t we just say that you aren’t sober?
NOTARY: I’m not. I just has two pints. I’ll do anything now.
NOTARY: Just about. I might even get a tattoo of my notary seal on some special part of my body.
KARRIE: How about signing, sealing and delivering us?
MIRANDA: Would the tattoo be done using Notary ink?
NOTARY: I never thought about that? I’ll have to ask. That would make it more authentic.
CHARLOTTE: Can you introduce us to your notary friends?
NOTARY: I am a notary, I have no friends. Only signing companies who pay late.
MIRANDA: At least they pay you. I’m out of work right now. And out of a boyfriend too.
NOTARY: Looks like I will have to satisfy you all. How would you like to be part of my harem.
CHARLOTTE: Well you know what they say, two’s company, three’s a
crowd, but five’s a harem.
NOTARY: Well why don’t we all go to my house? And if you want any other Notaries, use 123notary.com, and use the cute filter.
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