Back in 2015, I created a list of the most popular virual notary comedy blog entries written so far. I decided to create an updated list with some of the more popular older entries and a few newer entries that were in the top 20% of popularity in their category. Enjoy!
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Animals – 20 posts about animals at signings
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=3074
Apps – New Notary Apps for the iPhone 7 you’ve never dreamed of!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=10977
Apps – Honey you can kiss my app
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=14902
Bartender Notary — a reverse mortgage on the rocks
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=4080
Black Notaries vs. White Notaries Comedy String (popular)
Disclaimer: many of you are not able to discern between satire and racism and this is light-hearted satire and not demeaning to anyone. Please keep your comments polite or we will take action against you for slander.
http://blog.123notary.com/?tag=black-notaries-versus-white-notaries
Children – Can I bring my 12 year old to a signing?
Coffee — Notaries in cars getting coffee (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18945
Court – Noternity Court
Dating – How Notary work is similar to online dating!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15763
Dating – Notary Dating & romance from A to Z (compilation)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=17451
Debate – The 2016 Notary Public Debate
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16006
Disney Notary World (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18880
Driving – Notary Ed similar to Driver’s Education
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19132
Flashpoint – Notary job for a hostage with a multimillion dollar contract
Flashpoint — Notary job for a hostage with a multimillion dollar contract
George Lopez Notary Episodes
http://blog.123notary.com/?s=george+lopez
Heaven & Hell Index of Posts
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16640
Health – Barack’s Notary-Care, are you covered?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16055
Hell – Notary Hell — Yeah, but it’s a dry heat!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=13196
Hotel – The Sleezy Notary Motel
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16118
Hotel – Welcome to the Notary Hotel (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=8822
Identification – When someone does not have ID. new approaches!
What to do when someone doesn’t have their ID – new approaches
Jane the Virgin Notary (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=14899
Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous Signing Companies
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16715
Mafia – Compilation of Mafia Related Notary Posts
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=20352
Mafia – Tony Soprano Gets Notarized
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=14897
Mafia – The Notary, The Mafia & The Fedex Drop Box
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6867
Medical – Pulling the plug; A Notary story
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=13722
Notary Aptitude Test
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15853
Notary – Are you a Yes-tery or a No-tary?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16626
Notary – How Notary work is similar to online dating
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15763
Notary – The Noterator
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19116
Notary – You know you’re a notary when…
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16038
Politics – A Compilation of posts about politics relating to Notaries. Posts about Trump, Hillary, Jeff Sessions, Alt-Right, Bernie, Immigration, and Guest Speakers who get harrased by college students.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=20357
Politics – How Carmen dealt with some Alt-Right customers (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19092
Psychic – Psych Notary Episodes
http://blog.123notary.com/?s=psych
Psychic – Notary Psychic Tarot Card Reading
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19126
Shark Tank — Self Driving Notary and other posts (popular string)
http://blog.123notary.com/?tag=shark-tank
Sleep – Can you sign in your sleep? What would that be like?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18874
Social Media — Affiant: a social media site for Notaries
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6410
Space – Notary Space Station: In space, nobody can hear you sign!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18920
Suicide – Notary Suicide Hotline (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6995
The Towles Booth
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=9456
Tourettes – Notary with Tourettes Syndrome (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18999
Train – The Notary Train
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18928
Transgender – A new acknowledgment form for transgender people
Trump — Making American Notaries Great Again
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=17023
Vampire Notaries – 24 hour service!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=4094
Vietnam – Notarization in The Trang
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19652
Zoo – Welcome to the Notary Zoo (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15994
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Best Virtual notary Comedy Compilation 2015
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15957
Compilation of best Notary sit-com episodes
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15949
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Black Notaries vs. White Notaries — comedy edition
EDDIE GRIFFIN: Man, what’s the difference between white Notaries and black Notaries? I didn’t even know there was such a thing as a Notary until I was 19 and had to get a car title notarized. That was six months after I found out that isn’t is another way of saying ain’t. I would just assume that a bruthah would sign more smoothly than a white Notary.
CHRIS ROCK: In an ideal world, a white Notary would witness signatures, but a black Notary would have a body camera to make sure of what he witnessed.
EDDIE GRIFFIN: You’re making the Notary sound like the Dallas Police force. If I were a black Notary, I’d be more worried about being pulled over by the police. “Registration and Notary seal please, you know the drill.”
CHRIS ROCK: Yeah, but if Notaries were really like police, at loan signings, they would say, “Now reach for your ID, nice and slow — no sudden movements.” while they had the borrowers at gunpoint. I can’t imagine a signing like that — unless it happened in Detroit.
JERRY SEINFELD: And if you did a signing by X, if you knew who the signer had been seeing while married to his ex, then you’d know why she became an ex.
EDDIE GRIFFIN: I don’t think that signing by x is exactly like that, but I’m digging the way you think.
CHRIS ROCK: And by the way — black Notary lives matter, especially if they’re listed on 123notary.
JERRY SEINFELD: But, if you’re signing with an X, you didn’t come from the greatest school, unless you’re Malcolm X.
EDDIE GRIFFIN: With my luck, the minute I became commissioned as a Notary and got in my vehicle, within minutes of leaving the county clerk after taking my Oath, I’d probably get my ass pulled over by the Notary Police — but, for what I don’t know.
POLICE: Do you know how fast you were signing, son? Can I see your Notary Seal Please?
EDDIE GRIFFIN: I just got my Notary commission, I haven’t even used it yet. How come you didn’t pull that white Notary over?
POLICE: We don’t judge a Notary by the color of his ink, but by the content of his character.
EDDIE GRIFFIN: Yeah, you’re a character all right.
POLICE: And by the way, the paper might always be white, but the ink is always black which in my opinion kind of evens the score.
EDDIE GRIFFIN: Yeah, some things ain’t never gonna change.
POLICE: We just wanted to make sure you weren’t notarizing by text and driving at the same time. Just a routine check.
EDDIE GRIFFIN: Yeah, stoppin’ brothers. What could be more routine than that?
JERRY SEINFELD: So, what’s the deal with white Notaries?
CHRIS ROCK: Isn’t that redundant? That’s even whiter than Conan O’Brien’s non-tan lines.
EDDIE GRIFFIN: Man, what is it with white Notaries, ya know what I’m saying? I bet a white Notary would go to a signing in his nice family SUV, and he would park on the street just to be polite. And then he would knock on the door being exactly on time and say, “Hi, my name is Mike — I’m white, and I’m happy and I’ll be your Notary today.” I don’t want to white-wash this, but that’s how I see it.
CONAN O’BRIEN: Yeah, I bet if it were a black Notary he would say, “Hi, I’m Jermaine, and I’m the Notary with the smooth conversation. Check out this alligator skin briefcase. And you’d never believe the story behind it. I was down the street at my brother’s house and his kids were playing in the back yard. Then an alligator came out of nowhere — we live in Florida by the way. I rushed out at ninja speed to get those kids out the yard and got there just in time before that gator damn near bit my nephew’s arm off. Then, I drove home a block away and came back with my samurai sword. I bought it in Tokyo during a vacation and had it shipped to me as a decorative piece. I never dreamed that antique sword from the Mei-Jin period that was used by the great Zatoichi would ever be used again for practical purposes. So, I ran into the backyard with my samurai sword and said — hayyyyyaaa!!!! And I done chopped the gator’s jowels off. I sold the meat to a local taco place and had my neighbor make a briefcase out of it.
And… I got the smoothest pens you ever signed with. They’re like butter. These cost $200 and no — you may not keep them. But, enjoy the signing experience, my stories, and enjoy the ride. By the way — my ride is a stretch limo that I have parked outside. We can continue the signing there if you prefer — drinks included, but not until after you finish signing. And remember — sign responsibly!”
CHRIS ROCK: Yo Conan, you rock!
CONAN O’BRIEN: Ha ha, I’m a brutha with some street knowledge! And by the way, you not only rock, you are a Rock!
EDDIE GRIFFIN: Conan’s a brutha now? What????
JERRY SEINFELD: Black, white, yellow, brown, orange – believe me, none of us are happy.
EDDIE GRIFFIN: Brother, you just made me happy to hear that.
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You might also like:
Black Notaries vs. White Notaries — The Notary Manual
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19322
Honey you can kiss my app
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=14902
Demographics in the mobile Notary business
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15359