Tales of the outrageous.
MARY: My notary was so bad, he parked on my lawn and goofed on the notarization for the Deed of Trust as well as the borrower copy Deed of Trust.
SHARON: Girl, I can’t believe he did that.
MARY: Do you have a story too?
SHARON: I asked the Notary to do something exciting during the Notarization. He asked me what I had in mind. I said, “Do something fun with that seal, or something that I will remember long after the fact.” He said he couldn’t think of anything. Then he asked me to do something exciting, so I got on the table and danced. Then, he carelessly got his carry all bag tangled in my weave and all of my hair came right off.
MARY: And what did you say?
SHARON: I said, “Oh no you didn’t.”
MARY: You were clothed while you were dancing, right?
SHARON: Of course I was. What kind of a girl do you think I am?
MARY: Temporarily bald.
SHARON: Don’t go there.
VERONICA: I had an experience with a Notary.
MARY: I like the way you are talking about it. The way you phrase it it sounds like he did more than just notarize.
VERONICA: Oh, he tried. I had to practically chase him out of the house with a broom.
SHARON: Yeah I heard about that guy. The girls at the salon call him “The Notarizer.” Every girl he gets with he says he “notarized.” Wish I could have been there.
VERONICA: Excuse you me?
MARY: Hey, some people like getting notarized. To each their own.
ALICE: I hired a Notary to come to the house. When he left, he left with half my oxy-codene.
MARY: Looks like you’re going to have to go back to Mexico sooner than you anticipated.
ALICE: You’re telling me, and those border guards don’t play either!
NANCY: I hired a Notary once. He asked me — if I could be any notary item, what would I be?
MARY: Knowing you, probably a loose certificate.
NANCY: Well at least my certificate got filled out unlike some of the other people in this room.
ALICE: Damn!!!! So, were you a loose certificate?
NANCY: No, actually I wasn’t. I told him I would be a document date — tomorrow at 3pm. The Notary was fine!
ALICE: That’s a date and time, but it works. And by the way, not many Notaries are fine other than Jeremy, and that’s only if you can put up with his jokes.
NANCY: Who?
MARY: Never mind. I think that pretty much wraps up our session. It was fun.
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