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August 24, 2019

Inappropriate things you could do at a signing

Filed under: Humorous Posts — admin @ 10:49 pm

Here is a list of inappropriate things you could do at a signing.

1. Visit the other rooms of the signer’s house and make comments.

2. Park in their driveway without permission.

3. Flirt with the borrower’s wife.

4. Ask the signers to hurry up and sign a little faster.

5. Watch youtube on your iphone during the signing and laugh loudly.

6. Call your girlfriend / boyfriend during the signing multiple times.

7. Dress as you would dress going to the beach or going to a nightclub.

8. Comment loudly on the borrower’s rate — “Oh my god you’re paying 5.3%?”

9. Fall asleep at the signing table.

10. Refuse to leave once the signing is finished!



  1. When the street is a busy thoroughfare withOUT space to park, you HAVE to park in a driveway. I also do this routinely in the other cases and I don’t care if you believe I should not. Driving habits have gotten much worse over the years and most drivers are NOT careful driving around parked cars. My car is the ONLY way to perform a Mobile Notary Signing and I need to be careful with it. I was in an accident 2 years ago that nearly totaled my car and NO signing job is worth that.

    Comment by betty — September 21, 2019 @ 5:21 pm

  2. When I call to confirm, I ask if it is okay to park in the drive. I do a lot of rural signings, farms, dirt roads, there is no parking , only a bar ditch sometimes! LOL

    Comment by Candice Angotti — December 14, 2019 @ 3:00 pm

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