I read some material on how Aziz Ansari was talking about online dating and comparing it to applying for jobs. After reading his commentary, I feel that online dating can be similar to Notary work as well. Here are some scenarios.
After the Signing
After you finish the signing, should you call the borrower to tell them how much you liked the signing or should you text them? This depends on the age of the borrower. If the borrower is in their twenties, definately text them. But, if they are forty or over, don’t text them as they’ll probably prefer a call.
NOTARY: “luved the signing, tx”
On the other hand, if you are going to use broken English in your text, the borrower might get the wrong impression. It might be more professional to say,
NOTARY: “I had a wonderful time at the signing. Would it be possible to sign with you again?”
SIGNER: “I’ll think about it. But, I’m signing with other people these days.”
NOTARY: “Is it anything serious? Oh, I’m sorry. I guess I’m prying.”
Having Too Many Choices
One researcher who Aziz commented on learned that having more choices doesn’t make you happier. Life is sometimes easier when we only have a few choices. As a Notary, this is too true. Notaries who are wanted by hundreds of signing companies can never decide if they want to accept the job. What if a better offer comes in? It’s comparable to a beautiful girl at a dance hall. She has so many choices, she not only can’t decide, but takes them for granted. But, from a Notary point of view, it would be easier if all of the offers for signings came in at once, perhaps five at a time. You could pick two that you liked best based on their profile, and forget the rest. I think this business would be much more interesting if you could view an online profile of each borrower — their likes and dislikes, signing preferences, and interests.
NOTARY: So, what do you like to do on the first signing?
SIGNER: I like to sign on the table. Actually sitting on the table. What about you?
NOTARY: I prefer the sofa. If you have a clip board, it is much more relaxing. But, I hate it when you sit on the floor and use the coffee table.
SIGNER: I know… So, what are you doing after the signing?
NOTARY: Not much. Your place or mine? BTW, what’s your place like?
SIGNER: Well, we’re already at my place, so look around. But, since we’re already here, let’s do more sitting on the table. Cool. That’s my thing!
Opening Up
Some Notaries are just too serious at the signing. If you want the signers to open up, you need to be less serious. Instead of discussing the prepayment penalty. Get to know them a little better by discussing your last trip to the circus, or what happened on your last date. Or tell them about funny things that happened on your way to the signing. It’s always awkward on a first signing. So, learn the techniques of making your first signing less awkward.
Put yourself in the Notary’s shoes
Sometimes it might be easier if the borrower put themselves in the Notary’s shoes. They should realize that it is his first time signing with you. He doesn’t know you. He doesn’t know how he’ll react to you. Sure, he read your profile and knows how much you like borrower and signing pieces of paper. Also, try to understand all the different houses the Notary needs to go to and how demanding the job is.
What not to do on the first signing
One Notary did a signing for a borrower who was a little bit forward.
SIGNER: Would you like a Hershey’s kiss at the end of the signing.
NOTARY: “Sorry, I don’t accept Hershey’s kisses on the first signing — I’m not that kind of Notary!”
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You might also like:
Yes, it’s the Notary Dating Show!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15312
NotaryMatch.com — a dating site for Notaries
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=8706
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