Back in 2015, I created a list of the most popular virual notary comedy blog entries written so far. I decided to create an updated list with some of the more popular older entries and a few newer entries that were in the top 20% of popularity in their category. Enjoy!
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ALPHABETICAL BY THEME OR POST NAME
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Animals – 20 posts about animals at signings
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=3074
Apps – New Notary Apps for the iPhone 7 you’ve never dreamed of!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=10977
Apps – Honey you can kiss my app
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=14902
Bartender Notary — a reverse mortgage on the rocks
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=4080
Black Notaries vs. White Notaries Comedy String (popular)
Disclaimer: many of you are not able to discern between satire and racism and this is light-hearted satire and not demeaning to anyone. Please keep your comments polite or we will take action against you for slander.
http://blog.123notary.com/?tag=black-notaries-versus-white-notaries
Children – Can I bring my 12 year old to a signing?
Can I bring my 12 year old to a signing?
Coffee — Notaries in cars getting coffee (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18945
Court – Noternity Court
Noternity Court
Dating – How Notary work is similar to online dating!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15763
Dating – Notary Dating & romance from A to Z (compilation)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=17451
Debate – The 2016 Notary Public Debate
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16006
Disney Notary World (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18880
Driving – Notary Ed similar to Driver’s Education
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19132
Flashpoint – Notary job for a hostage with a multimillion dollar contract
Flashpoint — Notary job for a hostage with a multimillion dollar contract
George Lopez Notary Episodes
http://blog.123notary.com/?s=george+lopez
Heaven & Hell Index of Posts
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16640
Health – Barack’s Notary-Care, are you covered?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16055
Hell – Notary Hell — Yeah, but it’s a dry heat!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=13196
Hotel – The Sleezy Notary Motel
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16118
Hotel – Welcome to the Notary Hotel (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=8822
Identification – When someone does not have ID. new approaches!
What to do when someone doesn’t have their ID – new approaches
Jane the Virgin Notary (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=14899
Lifestyles of the Rich and Infamous Signing Companies
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16715
Mafia – Compilation of Mafia Related Notary Posts
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=20352
Mafia – Tony Soprano Gets Notarized
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=14897
Mafia – The Notary, The Mafia & The Fedex Drop Box
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6867
Medical – Pulling the plug; A Notary story
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=13722
Notary Aptitude Test
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15853
Notary – Are you a Yes-tery or a No-tary?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16626
Notary – How Notary work is similar to online dating
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15763
Notary – The Noterator
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19116
Notary – You know you’re a notary when…
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16038
Politics – A Compilation of posts about politics relating to Notaries. Posts about Trump, Hillary, Jeff Sessions, Alt-Right, Bernie, Immigration, and Guest Speakers who get harrased by college students.
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=20357
Politics – How Carmen dealt with some Alt-Right customers (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19092
Psychic – Psych Notary Episodes
http://blog.123notary.com/?s=psych
Psychic – Notary Psychic Tarot Card Reading
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19126
Shark Tank — Self Driving Notary and other posts (popular string)
http://blog.123notary.com/?tag=shark-tank
Sleep – Can you sign in your sleep? What would that be like?
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18874
Social Media — Affiant: a social media site for Notaries
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6410
Space – Notary Space Station: In space, nobody can hear you sign!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18920
Suicide – Notary Suicide Hotline (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=6995
The Towles Booth
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=9456
Tourettes – Notary with Tourettes Syndrome (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18999
Train – The Notary Train
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=18928
Transgender – A new acknowledgment form for transgender people
The new acknowledgment form for transgender people
Trump — Making American Notaries Great Again
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=17023
Vampire Notaries – 24 hour service!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=4094
Vietnam – Notarization in The Trang
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=19652
Zoo – Welcome to the Notary Zoo (popular)
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15994
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Best Virtual notary Comedy Compilation 2015
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15957
Compilation of best Notary sit-com episodes
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=15949
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Building a Wall Around Signing Companies
BUILDING A WALL AROUND SIGNING COMPANIES
Signing companies are invading our territory. They’re lowering rates for signings, not paying people, and micromanaging the people doing signings.
We will build a wall around these signing companies. And let the signing companies not paying people on time pay for it. The good notaries will make good people sign their legible signatures on the wall. The bad notaries will turn to petty crime and write illegible graffiti on the wall.
In addition to the signing companies, too many new notaries are invading our territory, willing to do twenty dollar signings. They’re killers… of the marketplace by working for cheap. Others are executors… of documents that have something wrong with them. . Others are improperly backdating… Or allowing clients to sign incorrectly… They’re misidentifying people… They’re not administering oaths properly…
We will make notaries great again. They’ll become certified on 123notary.com. They’ll start winning again. Believe me, they’ll get so tired of winning, they’ll start losing their minds just to remember what losing feels like!
We’ll impose a temporary ban on all lousy notaries until we can figure out what the hell is going on. We’ll deport the notaries who aren’t doing their jobs back to where they came from, unless they’re already citizens, in which case we’ll export them to countries we’re not that crazy about. We’ll let them come back legally – by letting a competent notary make them swear they won’t screw things up the next time around.
And when that’s finished, we’ll build a wall around my mouth.
In answer to Bernie Sanders and Pink Floyd… We don’t need no (free) education! All in all it’s just another brick in the wall!
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Notary Happy Days goes to China!
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16536
Alice in Notary wonderland
http://blog.123notary.com/?p=16140