There was a sudden rash of bad Notaries in America and nobody knew what to do. But, at the Secretary of State’s office, they had the solution. Since there was no way to bust each bad Notary one by one, they created a machine that could sense a bad Notary a mile away and terminate him. This machine was called, the Noterator.
NOTERATOR: Did you back date that document?
NOTARY: No, I swear I didn’t.
NOTERATOR: Hasta la vista — baby. (boom!!!)
A group of Notaries near by saw what happened and decided to run. The Noterator caught up with them and told them not to make any more fraudulent notarizations otherwise they would be in trouble. But, this group of Notaries didn’t listen. Fraud was so embedded in their personalities they couldn’t help themselves. Two of the Notaries got involved in a scheme to cheat someone out of their house by falsifying a Grant Deed. The next thing they knew…
NOTERATOR: I’m back!!!
NOTARY #1: How did you find us?
NOTERATOR: I always find bad Notaries. I can small them.
NOTARY #2: So are you going to terminate us?
NOTERATOR: I can’t read the document because it’s not written in Austrian. Just kidding. You falsified a Deed of Trust and Grant Deed. You’re coming with me. The Noterator grabbed both Notaries by their collar and put them in Notary jail.
NOTARY #1: We might be in jail, but at least we are safe from the Noterator here.
NOTERATOR: You thought wrong! (boom!!!!!!)
In the end, Notary #1’s commission was not the only thing that expired. A word of advice. Don’t mess with the noterator!
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