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March 9, 2014

Notarymingle.com – a dating site for notaries!

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Notarymingle.com is a new dating site for notaries. Just sign up and fill out the quick form which asks for you:

age, gender, commission expiration date, state, seal type, border on seal, etc.

Instead of lying about your age, people lie about their expiration date.

If you are in Florida, you can officiate at your own wedding if you find someone you like on notarymingle.com…

Popular questions people ask on notarymingle.com are:
(1) What’s your sign?
(2) What’s your signing?
(3) Can we go out on a front date in back country or a backdate?
(4) What’s your expiration date?

Talk about low ball signing companies, backdating, getting paid, and more…

Sample Date:
Guy: “It is so nice to get to know you. I never thought I would date a fellow notary.”
Girl: “Neither did I. I guess that it is nice to date within your profession. That way you can understand each other.”
Guy: “It can be a little weird though. My last date checked my ID before we went into the restaurant.”
Girl: “That’s nothing, I did a criminal background check on the last guy I dated. You can never be too careful.”
Guy: “I thought girls liked dating criminals.”
Girl: “Girls are attracted to criminals. But, smart girls are smart enough to realize that attraction doesn’t always lead to a healthy or promising relationship.”
Guy: “Interesting”
Girl: “When I was on one of those other notary dating sites, I would excuse myself by saying, I have to powder my nose. But, since we met on notarymingle.com, I’ll just say that I have ti re-ink my seal. I’ll be back in a few minutes!”

Tweets:
(1) Instead of “I have to powder my nose” I have to re-ink my seal…
(2) “Girls are attracted to criminals. But, smart girls are smart enough to realize that attraction doesn’t always lead to a healthy or promising relationship.”
(3) What’s a nice notary doing at a signing like this?

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1 Comment »

  1. Hi – been a Notary for a while and looking for answers to the NNA test.

    Comment by Gary Bowers — March 10, 2014 @ 6:43 pm

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