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August 16, 2013

Song: Fifteen Year-old Whiskey and a Thirty Year Loan!

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Fifteen Year-old Whiskey and a Thirty Year Loan!

Got woke up this morning by a notary who phoned
to say she wasn’t gonna come at noon.
Delayed it and delayed it, so I’m gonna sing this tune:
fifteen year old whiskey and a thirty year loan!

I hate readin’ them papers, and I hate those little lies:
“My dog got run over” or “my uncle Billy died.”
That notary thinks I’m stupid, thinks these lies won’t be discussed,
thats all she’s gotta do is offer me that Deed of Trust.

Now it’s near 2 pm and I haven’t heard a thing.
She swore she’d come at 1pm and she’d make that Note sing.
What good’s the Truth in Lending when the notary tells lies?
What good’s a date for 1pm if I get alibis?
Here’s my legal remedy fer lies told on the phone:
fifteen year old whiskey and a thirty year loan!

That notary finally come and we signed them documents.
I couldn’t see or hear by then, the whole thing made no sense
’cause I had had my whiskey and my head began to moan-
Fifteen year old whiskey and a thirty year loan!

Because I could not read it all, I did not understand;
I thought a quart of whiskey’s all it took to be a man.
When the payments and my wife ballooned, I lost my Georgia home:
Fifteen year old whiskey didn’t help me pay my loan!

Now Georgia’s an attorney state and notaries beware–
you gotta give a borrower a signing that is fair.
If the borrower is drunk, he cannot swear to what’s unknown:
the pow’r of fifteen year old whiskey and a thirty year loan!

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