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November 22, 2019

Drug of choice for Notaries

Filed under: Humorous Posts — admin @ 5:52 am

Many professions have a drug of choice.

For acupuncturists it is heroin because they like the needles.
Dentists prefer laughing gas as it is easily available at least for them.
Chiropractors prefer crack.
But, what do Notaries like?

There is a new drug called “stamp”. No, it’s not smack, but stamp. It makes you feel like you are on top of the world and will get paid by everyone. It makes you feel so rich that if you don’t get paid if you won’t even care. Stamp looks like how LSD was described to me as it comes in little squares. Each little square is a stamp. You just put it on your tongue and get high, or as the local users say, “get notarized.”

I was standing on a street corner and this real loser came up to me and said, “Hey man, wanna get notarized? It’s really cool.” I was thinking, “Yeah I bet it is — I can’t go for that because I didn’t bring my ID.” He said, “Bummer man, maybe next time.”

Nobody will sell you any stamp if you don’t have a current ID, so be prepared and some dealers require journal thumbprints too for this drug.

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