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September 2, 2019

Kenny Rogers’ Notary Song

Filed under: Humorous Posts — admin @ 10:57 pm

Here is a parody on Kenny Rogers’ song — “The Gambler.”

If you’re gonna play the Notary game, boy you gotta learn to play it right.

You’ve got to know when to take them
Know when to pass them up (because they only pay $50 or have too many fax backs)
Know when to walk away
And know when to run (to the Secretary of State’s office to report them)
You never count your number of clients
When you’re sitting at the signing table.
There’ll be time enough for countin’
When the signing’s done.

Interpretation
If people call offering you jobs, if the job doesn’t pay enough, you might consider not taking it. On the other hand if you are hard up, you should probably take the job. If you get more signings under your belt, you might be in more demand due to more connections and better skill.

Some signings have too many fax backs or too many pages. Other signings might be from companies who cancel at the last minute or owe you too much to begin with.

Life in the Notary biz is not much different from Kenny Rogers’ song. So, try to brush up on your gambler skills, because you just might need them.

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1 Comment »

  1. If the fee is too low, I let them know what my fee is. If the fee is “insulting,” I simply ignore them. If it’s a notary service I haven’t heard of, I check them out on 123 notary or notary rotary and proceed from there.

    Comment by Ellen Michaels — September 5, 2019 @ 8:05 pm

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