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July 6, 2018

Trump in North Korea

Filed under: Humorous Posts — admin @ 9:31 am

TRUMP: I won’t hack you if you don’t hack us. And I have the best hackers of them all. I just have them devoted to defending us from hacking for ethical reasons.

KIM JONG UN: No deal. And stop calling me missile man. And the texts have to stop. It is demeaning. In my country you get thrown in the gulag for stuff like that.

TRUMP: Thank God I don’t live in your country. On the other hand, if I lived in your country, I wouldn’t have to put up with all the flack from angry people who hate me. Hmm. You know, maybe your country isn’t so bad, if you overlook that Twitter is either censored or not allowed.

KIM JONG UN: The human species lived for thousands of years without Twitter.

TRUMP: True, if you consider that to be “living.” The human species also lived for thousands of years without weird haircuts.

KIM JONG UN: There you go again, picking on me about my haircut, my missiles, next thing you know you will criticize my taste in women.

TRUMP: Due to recent allegations, I will refrain from commenting on that. In any case, I want to sign a non-hacking Affidavit. But, you have to sign first.

KIM JONG UN: A North Korean Notary cannot accept a driver’s license from a country like yours.

TRUMP: I have a passport too.

KIM JONG UN: We need to take you to the North Korean DMV and get you a real ID. They have good kimchee and sam-gyup-sal next door to the DMV.

TRUMP: Normally I would say no to this type of request, but I can imagine all the fun the late night television hosts will have with this one. Deal. I’ll get my Korean license. What do I need to bring?

KIM JONG UN: Bring your driver’s license, passport, and a personal letter of approval from your’s truly.

TRUMP: Great, then I can be notarized by a Korean Notary. My dreams are finally coming true. Next item of business. I can introduce you to a great company that builds walls if you want to build a wall on the Chinese border. You know how it is with people illegally entering, or in your case exiting your country.

KIM JONG UN: You know something Mr. Trump, I am beginning to like you more and more. I forgive you for your Twitter comments, can you give me the number of the wall building company? Great minds think alike. We are best friends now, like you and Putin.

TRUMP: Hey wait a second. That is a false statement. Putin and had a falling out because of a disagreement about a tennis game.

KIM JONG UN: Well, better than a disagreement about a notarization or haircut.

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