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December 1, 2017

A Notary guest speaker gets harrassed by students

Filed under: Humorous Posts — admin @ 8:20 am

A Notary who was big on Notary education and prudency went to lecture for a bunch of college students. Back in her day, students were interested in learning. But, the students of the day were only interesting in heckling and harrassing her mostly about false accusations and politically correct nonsense.

Mrs. Hucklesworth spoke about the importance of Oaths for a few minutes. The crowd immediately started booing and told her that Oaths were a form of tyranny because they were under God and how they didn’t believe in God. Then Mrs. Hucklesworth told them that there was an alternative called an Affirmation which was made on your honor. The students booed again because they claimed they had no honor. Some crowds are just hard to please.

Then she spoke about the importance of having good ID. A member of the crowd said that ID’s were a form of tyranny because black people couldn’t get an ID on voting day. Then Mrs. Hucklesworth explained that nobody could get an ID in certain counties on voting day black or not, but that they could get one on other days.

Mrs. Hucklesworth: Young man, do you carry an ID?
Loudmouth: Of course I do
Mrs. Hucklesworth: Then you are partaking in tyranny yourself!
Loudmouth: I guess you have a point. So, can you notarize me then?
Mrs. Hucklesworth: I am not a practicing Notary any more my dear child!

Next, the topic at hand was variations on a Power of Attorney. A feminist asked if there were a Power of Maternity. Then another feminist said that would be sexist because women are capable of doing a lot more than just being a mother. Then a third feminist said that if all females thought like that, then the human race would die out! Then, there was a variation on that document for people who live in fear called a Cower of Attorney.

Finally, the talk degenerated into a discussion about thumbprints. Finally, the crowd was happy as Mrs. Hucklesworth handed out NNA inkless thumbprint pads to the crowd and they started thumbprinting each other. The proceeding looked more like apes playing with a new toy at the zoo, but at least happy apes.

The moral of the story is that the talk went well by 2017 standards because the studends didn’t try to drown the speaker out with noise machines. For people who love freedom of speech so much, why would you use noise machines? That is the line that separates liberals from leftists. Liberals like the idea of a free discussion of ideas and will entertain any idea no matter whether it is offensive or not to them or their peers. Liberalism seems dead in America and more tolerated by Rightists at this juncture in history which is ironic — don’t ya think?

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