Notary with Tourettes Syndrome

NOTARY: Do you swear under Oath? SIGNER: I do NOTARY: Well you should hear me swear under Oath. I swear whether I’m under a &%?-ing Oath or not. SIGNER: So, what do I sign first? NOTARY: Go to hell — here! SIGNER: I’m signing this Affidavit that I swore to. NOTARY: Have sex — that’s … Continue reading Notary with Tourettes Syndrome