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July 26, 2016

More Notaries are passing our test — it’s magic

For years, 123notary had trouble getting more people to pass our certification test. Suddenly this has all changed. But, for more than one reason. Have Notaries suddenly taken on a lust for knowledge? Not so many. Has the universe changed? Not really if you ignore Trump’s promise of riots. So, what has changed?

First of all, we have taken it upon ourselves to test people over the phone. Intead of testing everyone, we only test those with 500 or more loans signed who do a good job answering basic questions about their profile over the phone. This narrows it down to people who have a 35% chance of passing rather than a 3% chance. That way my time is efficiently spent asking questions over the phone.

Second, I discovered some magic. As many of you know, I am passionate about the Chinese culture, especially Chinese Feng-Shui. Feng-shui is more than just rearranging your furniture. I have learned how to harness the energies of the universe. I learned that in San Gabriel, CA where there is a large Chinese population, if I spent an hour every 48 hours in select restaurants enjoying excellent Chinese cuisine — this stimulates book sales somewhat. It also stimulates people to take and pass our test. Why is this? I think it is because Chinese take education more seriously than other nationalities, and by being around educated Chinese people, I pick up their energy. Feng-shui is magic, and what I am describing makes no sense to a rational human being unless you understand that is is magic — or consciousness. If you hang around smart people, you pick up intelligent consciousness. If you hang around office buildings with creative people, you gain creative consciousness. So, I just discovered a methodical way of harnessing consciousness to the advantage of my website and its users! Hooray!

Putting benefits aside, the “la-zi gee” I had yesterday was excellent. Very spicy, but too many chopped up bones. Why can’t they just have whole pieces of chicken without fracturing the bones? Why can’t they be more American… but, with the same recipes? In any case, this is an accounting of my victory — thanks for listening!

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1 Comment »

  1. That was very good. Thank you

    Comment by Connie Pair — August 26, 2016 @ 4:10 pm

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