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August 7, 2015

Meao Notary Service Revisited

Filed under: Humorous Posts — Tags: , , — admin @ 10:07 am

A year and a half ago we wrote about Meao Notary Service.
Now, we are going to create a profile for Meao Notary Service.

Meao Notary Service
333-333-3333

2589 Fir Tree Lane
Katmandu, Nevad-meao 89115

Hours
Sun-Sat 5pm to 5am including holidays

We have several dual tray laser printers. When they are printing out high speed documents, we enjoy chasing the moving paper around. Our signings always start with a nap. I prefer to nap on the Truth in Lending, but my partner Fluffy prefers to sleep on the outgoing Fedex envelope. If you have a string for us to chase at the signing, we will appreciate that. Please don’t call in the morning or early afternoon (unless you want to get hissed at) because we are generally sleeping then. Please warn us if there will be a dog at the signing as we are very allergic to dogs.

There is nothing worse than a Lender who strings you along, so if you run into one of those, let us know, and we’ll chase him and the string. We’re familiar with Reverse Mortgages, Fir Consolidations, Scratch Verifications, Pawprinting with Live Scan, and we give discounts if you are a Veteran who was ever a PAW.

My favorite part of the signing is the tail end, although I am very vigilant from start to finish once my nap has been completed. We accept payment by credit card, check, as well as a bowl of milk and some juicy chicken.

50,000 E&O insurance
123notary Certification (the special cat designated certification)
MBA in business oriented power napping
Read 25 books on birdwatching.

Areas covered include:
Meao-pa Valley
Meao-squite, NV
Tono-paw
Claws Vegas
Cars-Meao City
Re-Meao
And many others.

We have referrals from other notary services such as Snooze Notary, A Purr-poseful Signing, Whiskers & Paws Fingerprinting, Nappadavits are us, Katmandu Title, and many others.

Call us for a great signing done right every time.

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