Clerk: “NEXT!!!!” Clerk: “You were. Ahh. It says here on your Akashic records that you were a decent notary. You never backdated. That’s just herely.” Sal: “Pardon?” Clerk: “Heavenly. But… On your Match.com profile, you front-dated to make yourself younger, but the women you met also front-dated and it all evened out, so no problem … Continue reading Witnessing the intake forms for Notary Heaven